We All Know How We're Gonna Die, Baby...

[*Lemonade]

KILL THE BUNNY!

[*Product of Void]

Seeing was threatened with being filled I grab the person seeking to hire me to be used as a human shield. Then try to grab a bunniy and throw it at the orcs.

[*Cadence]

But the bunny doesn't die! Instead, it morphs into a balor! it was all a trick! The bunny-balor begins casting *avasculate* All you have now is a human shield and a real shield at your back. Meanwhile the two javelins are still in the air - in slow motion, coming towards you.

[*peaceofmind98]

*protection from missiles*

"Javlelin this!"

[*Product of Void]

Move behind the balor then "Would you like a jink skirt?" Offers human shield for devious and cruel evening for my own profit.

[*redgolem]

Try to *disbelieve* it, hoping it is all just some cruel illusion cast by the mischievous gnome sitting in the corner!

[*Lost and not Found]

*Simply writes detailed emotes of piling Greens, while the rest of the bar pay no attention to it what-so-ever.*

[*Cadence]

Out of nowhere, a baby goblin comes flying and gets in the way of the Balor's Avasculate spell - miraculously the spell REVERSES on the Balor. The only mark on the baby goblin is a lightning-bolt shaped scar on its forehead.

But it's not over yet! The balor is going into its death throes and exploding!

Do you:

1) save the baby goblin
2) save the bunny
3) none of the above

EDIT: actually the bunny was the balor, I forgot..

so option two is now: 2) save the other balor, who's just been chilling up to this point.

[*peaceofmind98]

dispel counter-spell the balor! he could be somone's neighbour in this city!

[kick the baby! "no kick the baby"!] um, no, just help the balor

[*Darkrob]

So what's the good word on the other server system? Any chance it might be back up and running soon with everything switched back?