Sigil: City of Doors

this is something i got send in a mail, and wanted to share il do my best (and google translator's ) to translate it

Soren was moved to the big city to study.

It was very difficult to get anything to stay in, so he was moved into a share apartment with a girl named Marianne. A few months after, Soren's mother to visit one Saturday evening in the small apartment. Soren had made a delicious dinner with both starter and dessert. While they sat and ate presented Soren's mother noticed that the two young looking a little after the other.
When they had eaten they sat on the sofa to drink coffee and Soren said:
- 'Mom, I know you think about Marianne and me, there is therefore nothing between us. We each have our bedroom. "
- 'No, of course, is not it. "

A few days after the visit said Marianne so to Soren:
- 'It is indeed strange, but after your mom was here the other day missing so two silver candlesticks in the cupboard. Not because I think she stole it, but it's strange, do not you think? "
- 'Yes, it must be said. I think I send her an email and ask her nicely if she's come to take them home. "

Soren's mail .....
Dear Mom, thanks for last it was nice to have you visit. Hope you got good homes. It is not because I think you are stealing, but after you've been here, missing words two candlesticks. If you come to take them by mistake?

Love
Soren.

Mother's reply to Soren's mail .....
Dear David, although thanks for last .. It was a really good dinner, and it was really nice. Yes, thanks - I got good homes.
It is not because I think you go to bed with Marianne, but if she sleeps in her own bed, she had found the two candlesticks already on Saturday.

Love
Mother

Hahaha!

Nicely done. I have to agree with you, Mute.

I see what she did there.

reminds me of another joke I like.

A young man went to a store to purchase a few things. It was a big night he was dressed to impress. He bought a nice bottle of wine, some chocolates, and asked a clerk were the condom's were bragging about after meeting the parents he was going to do a few lewd things later. Finding out the store kept their condoms in the pharmacy due to local kids stealing them for water balloons and sword fighting, he paid for all he had then went to the dinner.

When it came time for prayer the young man prattled on and on. Later as he and his lady friend left she asked "I did not know you were so religious?". His response "I did not know your father was a pharmacist"


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