Oh, The Humanity.

[*Lost and not Found]

A satirical way to ridicule, diminish and trivialize emotional displays deemed overly sentimental.

So, what's the news for Lost?
Nothing much, really, but he does need a pat.
'cause, Lost was walking around the hours early,
And now remains without the trademarked cap.
Every point and locatation to which Lost has travelled,
People have come to known the fellow by the good old hat.
While Lost is aware of the nature of bygone,
the ol' chap has hit the lows,
feeling utterly cowered, kaput,
without his old and trusty friend,
who covered both rain and sunshine.

On a related notice, may plans to obtain a new hat may or may not go according to this comic strip here: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100519

Also, feel free to post hat recommendations.

[*peaceofmind98]

Any plan vere yu luze yur hat iz a Bad Plan!
*cheer* yay! im not the only one i know who reads GG!

on that note, i hope maybe getting a new hat is just as eventful as Max getting one :)

[*Lost and not Found]

It kind of has been already, you know, I got a huge head, huge. In fact my skull is so large, it could dwarf that of Beethoven's.

So, I've spend most of today going through hat-shops, finding all of those hats too small. Without one, I do feel naked. :(