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Proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time X money

And we all know "Time is Money"

Time = money

Therefore:

Girls = Money X money = (money)2

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money = (root(evil))2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

:lol:

Cheers to that, mate.

Hahaha... Cute.

So (true story) last night, we were talking to our neighbor about her impending delivery. We asked if they had a name picked out and her husband said, "I like Jack!"

She looked at him and said, "I know, but it doesn't work with our last name!"

Their last name?

Hoffman!

:lol:

Product of Void,Jul 16 2010 wrote: Proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time  X money

And we all know "Time is Money"

Time = money

Therefore:

Girls = Money X money = (money)2

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money = (root(evil))2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

  :lol:   

Ignoring the fact that I'm taking this far too seriously, and that the 'statement' that 'girls require time and money' is subjective, applying simple logic, your math is wrong..

why?

'''First we state that girls require time and money

ergo...Girls = Time X money''

Wrong

'time and money' = Time '+' Money if you take it directly as read

not 'Time X Money'

The resulting equation ''Girls = Evil' is therefore incorrect.

:P

Product of Void,Jul 16 2010 wrote: Proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time X money

And we all know "Time is Money"

Time = money

Therefore:

Girls = Money X money = (money)2

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money = (root(evil))2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

:lol:

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

:o

*polishes dented halo*

muah? evil?.... :huh: :D

Humans are evil ;) that's for sure even without maths.