Harmonium Blotter- Murder at the Smoking Hammer In

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*Zadara
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Posted by *Zadara »


Hear Ye Bashers be on the lookout lest ye get bobbed!!

Rounds about 4 hours before Anti-peak last night, an Illth'd was reported to 'ave killed a Hardhead in cold blood right outside the Smoking Hammer Inn by the Great Bazaar, then er...float in when backup arrived.

'after scouring the area, there were no report'd suspects. The Hardheads remind everyone to keep an eye out for Illth'ds as well as any peery bashers in the Bazaar; they also remin' you to travel in groups fer safety.


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Posted by *Lost and not Found »


Heer they be goin' aboot it agaan.

I ain't knoowin' if ye cutter's are familiar enoof with them Illth'd's, but there's one right there in the Bazaar sellin' some slaves, for decent price and, the one thin' to be certain is that the Mindnick-Slaver ain't flootin' aboot. Still sellin' his rough.

In addition, we know haw the Ladies in waiting are certainly flootin' aboot. Hammerin' that, changin' this, mebbe one them Hardheadies got in the way of sorts? And no doubt their ranks be crawlin' with them lemons not knoowin' a Dabus when seein' one.

Well, in any case, them hardies aren't so looved... So they might be better off stickin' close to those with hard boiled heads like their own for naw.

As long as them hardies be alone gettin' added into the dead-book, cutters got none to worry.

- Lily Thell.
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