Just who exactly is Gnolls Royce? No one is quite certain, but there have been numerous rumors of varying degrees of veracity. It is here where I'll attempt to piece together the various pieces in an effort to paint a picture of the Gnoll, the Legend: Gnolls.
It is said that in his spare time, Gnolls tends to his Elysium estate with a cohort of no less than 37 females...
....32 of whom believe that he is their one true love:
Reports from the Hive from numerous independent sources confirm that during a period of heavy arsons, Gnolls was actively involved in rescuing babies from burning buildings- even when the Hardheads and fire brigade were too scared to go in...
He is no stranger to such excitement. In fact, he is rumored to have uncovered numerous ancient treasures - the contents he is unable to speak of - unless you wish to die a horrible death...
When not spelunking through ruins and uncovering ancient treasures, Gnolls is well traveled across the planes - some say he heads the crew of the fastest jammer in the Astral, and that it could easily defeat the most seasoned of Githyanki pirates...
He occasionally takes a break from adventuring to ruminate, and often solves the great mysteries which scholars have been thinking about for eons. He does so while lighting up a cigar and enjoying fine Arborean wine like the urbane Gnoll that he is...
His autograph sells for thousands anywhere in the Cage. Hordes of people line up in every ward of the city to catch a glimpse.... of his look-alikes...
In his spare time, Gnolls likes to chat it up with members of his entourage which include important figures in the Cage like Shemeska the Marauder, Factol Montgomery and Factol Terrance. He offers them crucial advice which shapes the city, and often ends up maintaining the uneasy peace between the factions...
More stories will undoubtedly emerge of the heroic Gnolls, and this reporter will keep you posted on all the latest happenings with Sigil's Savior.
-Yours truly,
Seamus Keller
-Editor at Large
......the most interesting gnoll in the 'verse.