An Upset Citizien

[*B-Smith]

*this article was sent to S.I.G.I.S by an unknown source*

(This article has been censored to the most understandable version)


People of Sigil

As you may have noticed, there is an outrageous situation going on in the Hive Ward. Many have heard rumors as to how it could come to such atrocities. And also lately the official statement of our honorable Factol of the Mercykillers, might have cleared some darks in this yet mysterious happening. However I can clearly state:

IT IS ALL BULLSHIT!

The Mercykillers aswell as the Anarchists are NOT, I repeat NOT, acting in any sense or behalf of any part of the population. To put it exact, both of those fanatic lot of extremely incompetent berks, are just promoting their selfish beliefs and innocent Hivers are paying the price now!

To make it clearer to you, just yesterday, I had to defend myself against two Anarchist-pricks, who thought I was with the Red Deaths and then I was attacked by two Red Deaths (who screamed like little girls by the way... Must be the Factol's influence), who took me as an aggressor, due to me carrying a weapon. If you noticed the stench of death, you might tell the horrible things the habitants here must endure. Just yesterday, I have seen a poor mother with her baby in her arms, that was throwing up all over the place, because she slipped and fell into open guts lying all over the ground. THIS HAS TO STOP!

I will make myself clear here: None of the sides is in any way right and both should go straight into the Gatehouse, honestly! First of all the Mercykillers are a bunch of rabid dogs, that are guarding their neat little prison all day long. And now they have found somebody to pick on, they release all their nasty little fantasies, that has been arousing them in their dark basements! Even worse is that Factol Alisohn Nilesia! She is just a little premature brat, that honestly hasn't even the look of a woman, and who has been given a way too big toy to handle for her: It's called Authority. Due to her immature and short-tempered nature, she is forcing the entire Mercykiller faction into a whole pile of shit and incompetence! Seriously girl, take it from someone who knows: Gutting people and crucifying innocent doesn't win you anything!

But to every arguement there is the other side! Here we got the Anarchists, who are the voice of the people? WROOOOOOOOONG! All they do is being against anything that exists. All they got is the awesome feeling of being a revolutionary. Kids when you're done playing can you actually wake the Duck up and think about your actions for a second?! You're not achieving anything but pissing the big folks off, who got the ressources to slap you big time! I have nothing against a bit of liberalism. But if you're definition of Freedom of the people only evolves around blowing stuff up and killing guards and innocents, then I truely wonder if you are just a bunch of teens, who feel ignored by their parents! Even you got to see that you're not only decimating you're entire population, but also any other population that's with you and that YOU folks belong to aswell! What's the point in having a revolution, when there's no one around to enjoy the success! For Hell's sake! And you Phoenix, you can stop acting all high mighty and start cleaning up your mess. The brains of the child, I stepped into this morning is YOUR doing. Remember those words!

All this situation is like a frigging child's arguement: Phoenix takes somebody's doll, because he is lonely. And then that kid runs to Alison who feels like she has a task. Without a word she slaps Phoenix and Phoenix punches back. And while they're at it, their little sandcastle that everybody's been working on, starts getting broken down! Seriously kids, enough play this is reality! There is no justice at work! Neither is there some Greater conspiracy going on! We are all just trying to live our lives, damnit! And no, none of you got contact to her Serenity. Why would she give a muddy fart about your problems?! She is going to outlive anything that exists at the moment anyways, so stop whining and get real.

With best regards

An honestly pissed off Hiver and Citizien of Sigil!

[*Lutemasta]

A small cowled figure reads through the artilce chuckling kind of evil...
He makes it his next objective to find the in his opinion humorus writer.

[*Downfall]

*seemingly Lorich has as of late taken interest in reading the SIGIS newspaper and can be heard commenting out loud at the Bazaar* "Hah! Someone actually lives in that dumbster? Couldn't have guessed from all the trash and mess." *snicker* "Do they even count those as citizen?"