How 'bout ya stop salad-tossing with words and do yerselves a favor by taking a trip to the Outlands and y'know... get the whole thing out o' yer system by clashing ya bloody armies and stranglin' eachother over it. Atleast it'd make ye shut up for one fockin' day, which would be a relief."
Sincerely, an elven reader who's a wee bit fed up with pompous buckethead speeches and arsefaced gangsters
Addendum: Why? Because fock ya, that's why.
Rith would read this with a chuckle.
"My god, his common is so horrible he even WRITES in Gutter-talk.."
War against Cartel continues, but the war against Syndicate has been revoked. No bounty will be offered of any member of Syndicate. Higher rate of bounty for every member of Cartel caught within Sigil territory is now to be offered. Four thousand jink per member of Cartel. Harboring members of Cartel will be subject to court of war crimes.
Merchant partners of Cartel will be contacted that a supply block upon their business will now be put to place. Supplying members of Cartel will be subject to court of war crimes.
Merchant organizations of Sigil are encouraged to take this opening in market to prevent loss of profit to legal citizen of Sigil as well as ensure that no common folk will suffer over this supply block. Our issues are only with Cartel.
During our previous investigation, we required a book consisting with debts and we will now release all names of whom have open debts to ensure that every citizen of Sigil knows they may be affiliated with Cartel to ensure that you do not take part in involuntary crime if they request something out of ordinary that may put either Harmonium investigation in jeopardy or assist Cartel cause.
[list of names follows.. since it wasn't specified to me, I can't really specified, but it's here. Totally]
I have heard disheartening rumors where the Harmonium is said to become too invested in this matter of war. This again is time when I shed light to the dark of it since it is no secret at all that we have waged war against a much smaller organization, but we have not over invested to the matter. We are working with minimal required force to put an end to this war in precise and efficient manner. At a time less than two hundred has still only actively worked within this case, the percentile number compare to the overall number of Harmonium members within Sigil is extremely small, so small that had we not announced the war, most of you would not even see a difference. This also stems down to why the case is lead by a member with mere rank of Mover Four. Our Factol or the second and third in command do not really need to be bothered by this matter.
We are pleased to inform that the war is proceeding with precise efficiency in which it is expected to continue with. We do not expect quick war any longer as the Cartel has fled and is believed to attempt guerrila tactics against the Harmonium. What one needs to know, while we hope to end this war fast, we can persist this war since we will not act rashly to cause unnecessary Harmonium deaths due to some unplanned actions. What the Sigilians should also remember is that we are paramilitaristic order, this is what we are trained to do.
New operations will begin today in multiple fronts.
Hildmor d'Kridis Bounty: 200 000 jink Alive or when dead, his soul trapped required as proof.
Rhethys Crimson Bounty: 5 000 jink Alive.
Yuriy Bolkonski Bounty: 10 000 jink Alive.
Rith Fiddir Bounty: 5 000 jink Alive.
[the list continues, though in form of random NPCs who are known to be associated in Cartel via witnesses and documentation that has been confiscated during previous trials searches through Cartel territories]
"What, I'm wanted!? After all the information I have given those Lobster bastards, I am STILL Wanted!? This is BULLSH*T! I complied! I gave them information so that when Hildmor finally got taken down, innocent people would not die in the crossfire....and they STILL put a bounty on my head! This is Horse sh*t!" That's the LAST time I ever agree to help those red bastards! Kour, you f*cked me....and not in the way I would have wanted..." *grin*
A letter finds it's way towards the Harmonium Desk, neatly written and sealed with wax that holds an arrow as a hozion whilst a sun rises.
"Dear Harmonium,
The one you named Rith Fiddir had recently aided saving me from an imprisonment and thus assisting your Harmonium Notary, Kour, who is responsible for the investigation on a certain matter. I would request to see him relieved of any bounties. If you need a sensory stone as proof, please provide one and I will come to you to share the memory.
Consortium in which Hildmor d'Kridis is member of has fled their building so we will consider them allies of Cartel due to the obvious relations that are produced by membership, creation of the organization and profiteering of the same person.
Consortium is to be noted that they can cut all ties to Cartel and Hildmor d'Kridis to receive amnesty. For such to occur the leader of Consortium is to meet with Harmonium to discuss the terms face to face. Such matter will be considered diplomatic action and thus not subject to hostile actions so even if terms are not agreed, they will be allowed to walk free.
It bears noting that Harmonium will not grant amnesty to members of this war whom will not come to talk in person. Terms may be discussed through distance or third party members, but amnesty may only be granted face to face within the Barracks of Harmonium. For this reason Cartel members Rhethys Crimson, Rith Fiddir and the entire Consortium will remain subject to bounties and the war.
Latest development in the war for much to everyones delight has resulted in prompt cease fire between the Harmonium and the Consortium, peace negotiations are expected to occur at soonest opportunity to close the case of Consortium in this. At current state no bounty will be offered of any members of Consortium.
War with Cartel still continues to create no confusion though a meeting between Factols has been called upon in which matters of war will no doubt be discussed.