"Haha! Der was lotz of Boshnagz! And dat fooker Hildmor finally got what himz had "comin'" to him....hehe, see whut I did der?" --- Iron Tusk Orc
"I have never seen such a degrading piece of filth in my life....and yet I couldn't stop laughing. I kept thinking to myself 'Gee, I'm sentencing people to THAT" -- Anonymous Guvner.
"Man, our patrols would be a whole lot more interesting if the female officers really did dress like that. Perhaps we should suggest that Mini-skirts be added to the official uniform..." -- Anonymous Harmonium Notary.
"Hell, if that stuff really happened in the prisons...I'd be more than happy to get arrested again!" -- Anonymous Ex-convict.
"The next time I pass judgement, I'm going to force the convict to watch this piece of (Edited for Newspaper) They'll never commit another crime again.." -- Anonymous Mercykiller.
"Now if only they removed the stick up Hildmor's ass while they had his trousers down.." -- Anonymous Ex-Cartel
Critic's Review of Rith Fiddir's new sensory stone

