Citizen's Review of the Spectacular Stoner-Man

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*kitteninablender
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The following is a series of Reviews following Rith Fiddir's latest Theater project "The Spectacular Stoner-Man." Citizens had this to say:

Gaz'Bar the Orc: "Me friggin' loved it! Der was plenty a' Suck-a-busses wif dem nice racks! Showed off dem talent for sure! Me can't wait for Vorgazar and Vorgazelle to see dis! Plenty of Boshnagz!!!

Tiberius the Aasimar: "A more smut-filled cesspool of Sin I have never seen. Still...it made me giggle during the few times I wasn't completely offended. I've no idea why it was so funny. Or why the Ushers kept insisting on feeding me Brownies.."

Lameria the Succubus: "First thing I've seen in a long time that could make ME blush.."

John the Critic: Plot? You mean there was a PLOT to this piece of <<Expletive Deleted>>. Seriously! A guy gets bitten by a Magical Hipster and suddenly has super-powers!? Who wrote this crap, seriously! The film was obnoxious, the plot was thin, and it was little more than 90 minutes worth of <<expletive deleted>>, weed, and fart jokes between takes of the raunchiest "boshnagz" you can imagine! I got to see this movie for FREE....and I still want my money back.
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