A Ticking Horror!
Modrons terrorise the local authorities!
Sigilites, Sigilians and Clueless Berks! Brace yourself, for our omnipresent SIGIS reporters have discovered yet another breaking news!
Multiple sightings of a rusty modron (age unknown) bothering Cagers in their simple day to day life have been reported around the Bazaar and Clerk's Ward, with their peak yesterday, when it was said to nearly explode straight in a Hardhead's(age unknown) helmet after scrubbing him mercilessly!
"It was absolutely knackered!! Malfunctioning Modrons should not be allowed to roam like that freely, they endanger our health, life and stock!" - said a halfing merchant Druppi (31 year old) who claims to have witnessed the scene.
But Teo'kl'khazurr, a spinagon bystander (486 y.o.) does not believe it was merely a malfuction. "Hsss. Malfunction? Yeah right. As if Primus would allow that. Bet he's a rogue Modron. Have you even seen it? He gave the Hardhead a decent beating while people around shouted something about fighting the power. I sense an Anarch plot behind this, or Athar. Or demonic. Or all three! Tell you what, if the Hardheads cannot handle that, maybe you should let one or two of our legions sort it out before it goes *CENSORED*".
Leona, another human bystander, aged 23, comments the struggle "Sure I've seen it! The Modron emerged from the dump, and that Lobster got what he asked for! Rum!!! Shame that black skinned lady packed the Modron and helped the Lobster. It was FUN!"
Meanwhile, both the Harmonium spokesman and any representatives of Mechanus did not comment on the case.
However Jonathan, 65, human, who was somewhere in the middle of his bub-consuming ritua, too witnessed the scene. "Them kids know nothing about this. This STINKS, and not only because of the dump. Plenty of cutters meddled with the Modron and that Hardhead just left after all that. Maybe he's in on this? These folk, they never have enough power, they're just stealing our jinks!" - he told our reporters a moment before he was stopped by a nearby patrol.
A malfunction? A demonic plot? An undercover Hardhead operation? Can we sleep without anxiousness of our well being? Stay put while our brave journalists continue to investigate!
A Ticking Horror!
