You Are Stupid

[*Cadence]

An.... insightful response to Cailynn HorizonÂ’s piece is sent to S.I.G.I.S., offering a unique new angle into the discussion about journalistic integrity.

Dear Cailynn,

How do I even begin to describe the magnitude of your stupidity? I shall attempt to do this using 500 words or less, though it will be a unique challenge.

Were stupidity a staircase, yours would more splendid than the Spire. Were moronicity a marsh, yours would be more magnificent than the one on Minaros. Were imbecility an illness, yours would be more incredible than the Infernal Plague.
 
In conclusion, you are stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Editorial Staff: length reduced due to space constraints) uuuuuuupid.



Love,

Munchie Tiddlebottoms
-Barmy Salt Weasel