First Market, Regula, Year 128 of the Hashkar reckoning
Last night, unnamed vandals covered a side wall of the Lazz School of Vivid Unpleasantness with Tanar'ric graffiti, scrawled in a combination of green paint and excrement. According to a tiefling bystander who claimed knowledge of the language, the slogans were vulgar in nature, most involving sexual acts involving several prominent faction leaders. Upon seeing the graffiti, Headmaster Lon DuPonce (Hum. M, 53) decided to allow the markings to remain, citing "artistic freedoms".
Two bells past dawn at the Trianym, noted orator K'chellevronna (Bar. M, 34) completed his argument in favor of granting both "sentient" and "citizen" status to growths of razorvine which reach a certain size, ending a debate which begin sixty hours earlier (and which his three opponnents had withdrawn from fifty-nine hours and twenty-seven minutes earlier), coming within an hour of breaking the record of longest unopposed argument, set twenty-six years ago by the Xaositect Kobold comic, Wozzname (dec.).
Finally, the Society of Sensation is in an uproar over the sudden comatose condition of two of their members, Factotum Rhys Ambergris (Elv. M, 387) and Researcher Amelie Twistii (Hum. F, 23). Factol Erin Darkflame Montgomery (Hum. F, 33) is withholding comment at this time; however, an source within the faction, asking to remain unnamed, has noted that both seem to be "lost" within a specific sensory stone from the private archives, and multiple attempts to revive them both magically and alchemically have failed. According to another unnamed source, the stone in question is not an actual Society-approved sensory stone.
- Dorrinae Widdershins, Clerk's Ward Beat Writer
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