Wanted! Alive!
Gwendolyn Arris
Self-claimed interplanar lyrical whore, Gwendolyn Arris is now wanted by the Harmonium due to reported theft of Mordechai whom held lecture. Apparently case is that she was acting as the bouncer during the lecture, but stole the jink she collected from the bashers and cutters coming to hear the lecture.
The stuttering lecturer has this message to say to her "G-give m-me b-back m-my j-jink, c-celebrity o-or n-not, t-those a-are m-mine! . . . A-and y-you a-are f-fired!"
Speculation is that Gwendolyn Arris is trying to bring herself back to the ears of residents of the Cage after so many months of quiet play. The most puzzling question now is, when is Gwendolyn Arris going to hold another show?
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Wanted: Gwendolyn Arris
