How To Attract Females: The Crimson Manifesto
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:00 am
It has been 3 weeks since my foray into the City of Doors, and for all its charm, I must say that one of the most surprising cultural phenomenons I've gleaned is that the vast majority of Sigilian males (at least those located in the bazaar) haven't the slightest clue of how to properly speak to, much less attract, females. In a cosmopolitan hub as this, I refuse to believe that so many males are social retards - so perhaps it's just the type of male attracted to Khazeet's seedy establishment (me being the sole exception). I shall now expound upon the males of this fair city a guide.
Some might wonder why I do this - it would serve the self interest of a Lothario as myself to keep my secrets such that I may enjoy a wide variety of women unfettered by competition. To this, my answer is that it is so easy for me to bed the women around the bazaar, given the lack of suitable options for women otherwise, that I genuinely miss the thrill of the chase.
Without further ado, males of Sigil, know these rules, practice them, and internalize them. You may thank me in free drinks as your "luck" with females increases exponentially.
Aphorism 1: Do not place her on a pedestal
By the mighty phallus of Tyr, just don't do it. This is especially true if the woman in question is the Lady of Pain.
I saw a sight in the bazaar a few days ago which honestly made the vomit rise up my throat. It precipitously teetered on the back of my tongue before I finally looked away from my morbid fascination and was able to redigest the gastric contents with a bad taste in my mouth, both literally and figuratively.
A pathetic lizard creature, obviously driven by the fire of his loins (as so many are) made a veiled attempt to solicit a female of slightly below-average attractiveness for sex. Needless to say, everything about him - from the way he carried himself to his lack of tact reeked of desperation fitting for a poor soul lost in the Lady's Mazes. He was duly rejected by the female as he should have been, then bowed his head subserviently and followed her to the Inn to talk. Disgusted by his behavior, I asked in passing if he were her slave, to which he responded that he is just showing "manners." I'm going on a hunch and saying that his excessive "manners" (it was nothing short of gut-wrenching subservience) merely afforded him the company of his hand (claw?) alone later that night.
Men of Sigil take note. Acting like a whipped dog and acquiescing to her every desire is going to get you similar results as if you were attempting to outrun the Great Wheel. Females crave a confident, dominant male. These fairy tales you've heard about the male professing his love, showering the female with gifts, and providing for her every need before living happily ever after are FICTITIOUS. Females, like males, enjoy challenge. They enjoy being chased by a confident, socially savvy male. To an extent, they enjoy being the ones who chase as well (tips later on how to get her to chase you).
Nothing will kill attraction faster than acting like the white-knight from the fairy tales and genuflecting to her every whim. She will enjoy having the emotional support of an effeminate ear to talk to, but if you think for one second that this strategy will lead you to bedroom with her - you are sorely mistaken. The second you attempt to 'cash in' on all the supplication you provided, she will resent you. Greatly. She doesn't owe you sex for acting like her lapdog. Get this through your heads before you shower her with "manners" (supplication). You are not a 'nice guy' with manners when you do this, you are a self-serving wretch with unrealistic expectations and poor social skills.
In summary: Act confident - treating her at least as an equal (some of you have been so conditioned into subservience that you should err on the side of acting as if she's beneath you just so that you come off as equal), do NOT supplicate, and for the love of Sharess, do a better job of hiding your desperation if you are one of the many desperate males I've encountered here.
More edification to come.
Your instructor in the art of love,
Corick of Fa'ishan
Devotee of Sune
Some might wonder why I do this - it would serve the self interest of a Lothario as myself to keep my secrets such that I may enjoy a wide variety of women unfettered by competition. To this, my answer is that it is so easy for me to bed the women around the bazaar, given the lack of suitable options for women otherwise, that I genuinely miss the thrill of the chase.
Without further ado, males of Sigil, know these rules, practice them, and internalize them. You may thank me in free drinks as your "luck" with females increases exponentially.
Aphorism 1: Do not place her on a pedestal
By the mighty phallus of Tyr, just don't do it. This is especially true if the woman in question is the Lady of Pain.
I saw a sight in the bazaar a few days ago which honestly made the vomit rise up my throat. It precipitously teetered on the back of my tongue before I finally looked away from my morbid fascination and was able to redigest the gastric contents with a bad taste in my mouth, both literally and figuratively.
A pathetic lizard creature, obviously driven by the fire of his loins (as so many are) made a veiled attempt to solicit a female of slightly below-average attractiveness for sex. Needless to say, everything about him - from the way he carried himself to his lack of tact reeked of desperation fitting for a poor soul lost in the Lady's Mazes. He was duly rejected by the female as he should have been, then bowed his head subserviently and followed her to the Inn to talk. Disgusted by his behavior, I asked in passing if he were her slave, to which he responded that he is just showing "manners." I'm going on a hunch and saying that his excessive "manners" (it was nothing short of gut-wrenching subservience) merely afforded him the company of his hand (claw?) alone later that night.
Men of Sigil take note. Acting like a whipped dog and acquiescing to her every desire is going to get you similar results as if you were attempting to outrun the Great Wheel. Females crave a confident, dominant male. These fairy tales you've heard about the male professing his love, showering the female with gifts, and providing for her every need before living happily ever after are FICTITIOUS. Females, like males, enjoy challenge. They enjoy being chased by a confident, socially savvy male. To an extent, they enjoy being the ones who chase as well (tips later on how to get her to chase you).
Nothing will kill attraction faster than acting like the white-knight from the fairy tales and genuflecting to her every whim. She will enjoy having the emotional support of an effeminate ear to talk to, but if you think for one second that this strategy will lead you to bedroom with her - you are sorely mistaken. The second you attempt to 'cash in' on all the supplication you provided, she will resent you. Greatly. She doesn't owe you sex for acting like her lapdog. Get this through your heads before you shower her with "manners" (supplication). You are not a 'nice guy' with manners when you do this, you are a self-serving wretch with unrealistic expectations and poor social skills.
In summary: Act confident - treating her at least as an equal (some of you have been so conditioned into subservience that you should err on the side of acting as if she's beneath you just so that you come off as equal), do NOT supplicate, and for the love of Sharess, do a better job of hiding your desperation if you are one of the many desperate males I've encountered here.
More edification to come.
Your instructor in the art of love,
Corick of Fa'ishan
Devotee of Sune