There is nothing quite so important as to be able to trade insults with a crosstrader. Say the wrong thing, and you'll show yourself up as a gully prime. So, for the benefit of those who're not so quick of wit as the bloods of the game, here are a few choice insults to be kept on the tip of the tongue:
“You stool for a witch!”
“Your mother has horns!” (The rudest thing you can say to a Bariaur)
“You scurvy lord!”
“You thing of no bowels!”
“You mere Device!” (An insult to a proxy)
“You child of a vaporighu!”
“You spawn of a random toad!” (Gets under the skin of rogue modrons to no end. Normal modrons pretty much ignore any insults…)
“You Yellow Skinned egglayer!” (One of my three favourite things to say to a githzerai!)
“Wishful Thinking” (Good way to insult a Signer.)
More next week.
-Reginald Selanne
How To Be Rude - The Planar Way
