The Faewar Returns!:
Remember a few months back cutters, how our trusted teams sent you news from the front of the Faewar, and how things were going very touch and go on that tense border skirmish, well theres been an update!
DISASTER: Entire Seelie Town Wiped Out
It isnt often the Sidhe are known for their hospitality or refugee's for places for poor sods who are elegant enough to look pretty and smile but believe us readers they do exist. However, tradgedy struck when three days ago an Unseelie attack on one of these nomadic refugee outposts left only a blunt and terrifying warning to the Sidhe Vanguard, the Seelie Courts finest, the Unseelie Champion had this to say:
"This will be a bloody war and make no mistake, sometimes a few innocents get caught in the crossfire. However, we are a 'fair' and 'friendly' people and we do 'try' to avoid minimising the losses to the core. Unfortunatley, sometimes it just isnt possible to stop an inevitable accident or two from happening."
At this moment we stopped to witness the speaker offer a Tel'Quessir alive to an altar of sorts. The details are best left to the imagination and shall not be repeated from this moment onwards.
The speaker resumed shortly afterwards while covered in gore and blood:
"Ours is a bloody, but satisfying work. We are here to be rid of these elitist, egocentric maniacs who have for to long claimed these lands as their own. Its time for them to loose a bit more than their pride in this war and if that means taking a few heads, souls and offering them to the Queen then I see nothing wrong with ridding the multiverse of a few unwanted fey."
We later approached a few surviving Seelie being taken in by their military comrades the Sidhe Vanguard, the Vanguard offered food and shelter to the needy but threatened us with bow and blade, making it clear we were unwelcome:
"The fact you have the nerve, mortals, to even dare use this for your own self-indulgant goals only prooves how impure and pathetic your lesser races really are, it is quite clear you are unworthy, of our time begone or be slain."
After loosing one of our finest secretaries in the following attempt to discuss diplomacy, we took the hint and left, pikin' Sidhe.
Anarchists!
You know 'em, sometimes you love 'em, othertimes you just wanna cry their name when your friend or some other poor berk gets sent to the dead book cause of mysterious circumstances. Well, we recently learned that according to gossip, the Anarchists are making big plans. Naturally, its hard to find a faction that doesnt want to be found but a more extremist cutter decided to feed us with this peice of interesting prophecy:
"When the head of the beast falls, the city shall be aflame with courage and fury. People will fear no more and all shall rise from the ashes, our time is comming berk, be ready to hold our banner when the sword before the sheild fails you."
Shocking, inspiring, but very cryptic, all pointing to one thing, what does it all mean? Needless to say, when we went looking for the cutter the next day to find out, he was found tradgically in a bin short of the upper half of his skull. But thats Anarchists for you, keeping secrets and pikin' good at it!
Well, thats all for now readers, till next time!
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