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*AquaShark
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Posted by *AquaShark »


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Taz is not responsible for faulty handling of goods during transaction, nor after-effects of cursed items, whether owned, borrowed, lent, or otherwise. Please do not handle cursed items if pregnant or nursing, and consult your local cursed item expert before use.
*Erik Vale
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Posted by *Erik Vale »


Ramir:
Well, i funnaly found a way to get rid of that chastity belt, wonder what i\his prices are. *mumbles as he walks of*
*AquaShark
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Posted by *AquaShark »


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Taz is not responsible for faulty handling of goods during transaction, nor after-effects of cursed items, whether owned, borrowed, lent, or otherwise. Please do not handle cursed items if pregnant or nursing, and consult your local cursed item expert before use. Taz is also not responsible for harm to goats during transactions.
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