Just this past Anti-Peak, Khazeet's Outdoor bar was the victim of a colorful attack! While minding his own business, reports say, one of the large tap barrels on the bar EXPLODED, leaving multicolored, strobe-glowing paint covering everything in sight! Not only was the paint mid-numbingly painful to look at, it also resisted attempts to banish it by both physical and magical means.
But this is not the end of the tragedy! When a few brave planeswalking-types tried to use the bar as if all were sunshine and daisies, Khazeet discovered yet another dastardly trick! All the efreet's various liquors, ales, meads, and wines had been either mixed together or had switched containers entirely with another drink! One can only imagine the troubles caused when trying to fill a Celestial's order for Mercurian Honey Mead, only to find the mead bottle filled with a mixture of Abyssal Absinth and Razorvine wine.
Most officals agree this to be the work of the Xaos, but none are talking. Well, they are, we just have no idea what they're saying.....
The paint (thankfully) disappeared as light returned to the Cage (around 6-7 hours after anti-peak), and Khazeet was able to successfully exchange his tampered drinks with replacements from his stores. Business should be running smoothly, but one can be certain that the Efreet is peery of serving any basher that seems a little touched in the head.
This is Correspondent Xaphne Zaire, signing off.
Khazeet's Bar- Laughing Stock, or Victim of Chaos?
