Re: The Great SIGIS Argument
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:13 pm
Emerging Issues And Emergency Solutions
Submitted By: The Truthful Feather, Chief Editor at the MMM (Midget Mincers' Mail)
Dear Cagers,
At the MMM, we had to postpone the release of this issue because some recent articles from a zany triggered a hilarity such that we all had to take a day off to cope with the persisting abdominal soreness that bursts of laughter caused.
Regardless, we are now ready to address a problem that's too often ignored. Dealing with the midget conspiracy should not prevent us from addressing its side-effects, some of which are terrible for the Hive and the cage in general.
One that's particularly worrisome is the drastic lowering of jinkskirt services quality and the related decrease in jinkskirts quality of life.
First, more and more desperate women are fornicating with anyone for free. This results in several issues. These corrupt and lecherous souls are obviously stealing jinkskirts' job, but another worrisome consequence we all noticed is the dramatic fall of fornication quality. After all, it is manifest that unprofessional and untrained women cannot offer the same level of service quality. At the MMM, since harlots need a permit to work, we propose that these unskilled amateurs who offer very low quality services should get a more expensive permit to do their low quality lust things for free. This would show to all our loved jinkskirts that yes, we do respect them and their invaluable skills.
A second issue is the rampant outbreak of lesbianism, which obviously forced so many jinkskirts out of business. If some cagers want our population to dwindle and love to fray, theys hould not do it at the expense of others! The MMM thus proposes that a restrictive permit should regulate lesbianism. Regular cagers do not climb onto each other and lick one another's face in public, so why could these do it? Another solution would be that these lecherous cagers would pay a tax that jinkskirts would collect, as a compensation for the loss of profitable business.
A last issue relates to the cost of jinkskirt services. This one is a thorny issue since on the one hand, Hivers don't have much jinks left to afford this primary need. On another, many jinkskirts are Hivers too, and forcing them to lower prices they've already lowered so much because of the war, the midget conspiracy and the epidemic would not be fair. At the MMM, our proposition is thus simple. Other wards where jinks are piling up so high that they have to build dedicated rooms should pay a jinkskirt subsidy that would be given to Hivers. We could then raise jinkskirt prices up to where they once were, at their fair level, without excluding Hivers from this first necessity market.
If we don't act now, our jinkskirts' astounding expertise will be lost! How would youngsters and ugly cagers discover love without them? How would our wives offer the same level of service? Could we really ask them to love so well and as often?! DO NOT LET LOVE DISAPPEAR!
RESPECT AND SUPPORT OUR JINKSKIRTS: TAX AMATEURS, TAX LESBIANISTS, TAX THE RICH!
The Truthful Feather,
Chief Editor,
MMM