Gerta Rotheart

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Bear balls!

Enough be said on tha matter.

Tha Harand and Aste laddies owe me tha pair o roasted bear balls for a feast...told them I wanted them....sure thing tae put hairs on a chest...or a chin in my case.

Might be a bit gamey by now since we took on tha great bear down in them mine tunnels some days ago....but can only add tae tha flavour. Har! If I dinnae get invited tae tha feast in the next few days...I'll have tae tussle tha laddie and teach him tae keep word where Gerta and bear balls are concerned.

Gave tha laddies both an eyeful when I stripped down tae me bares tae give that enchanter tha plate tae work her wagglin on....heh...if I'd been in tha Inn, would have twirled tha mithril sceptre, did me table dance an given them better show as once I did in tha good ole days...but not in tha streets, only fer clan an kin after good venture, some tusslin, drinkin and feastin.

Be wonderin what tha Aste laddie was up tae with tha gem cuttin...hope he shares in tha findings. Was good tae see tha handsome face of Ovarf laddie again...him who got me me first decent shield pon arriving in Sigil. Good laddie tha. Stretch played his part an all, lending us the light and lightning show when barrel needed another splittin afore tha venture....makes me chortle he do.

And then thar's Rorin, bloddy fine laddie and defender....cannae fault him so far, genrous in spirit and in beard. Be proud tae fight tae his side and share tha barrel and feasting with tha one.
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I be indebted tae Rorin fer a few pieces of weaponary an armour. Another foine halberd that seems tae sing when it slashes down...Ravager...Spine Splitter an Dragon's Breath I be owning now of any quality.

But tha best of tha lot were tha belt I saw tae his bag of offerins....was like it was made fer me..though he said was found in tha Abyss ...dare not wonder wha shield maid fall foul fer him tae find it...cos thas what it were....Belt of the Shield Maid....an now its moine an I dinnae think I be takin it orf ever again...choakin up now thinkin about ownin tha piece....*harrumpfs*

Payin tha laddie back soon as I can and we managed a good rampage 'gainst them giants in the ice cave alongside a cloaked human name o Kail whose prickin from behind and crossbow shots added tae the rumble and we mananaged to empty tha cave o its chieftan an all. Was a foine battle and brought decent loot fer me tae part pay up me debt.
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Debt be paid...feelin better bout tha...and did him a service by carryin them books tae the hall but gave him tha coin...bloddy hells, were alot o books...wondered if he read any o them.....nae...nae...can see him more with nose in each of tha two tankard rather than nose in book.

All in all, laddie Rorin has amassed an amazin hoard and is helpful tae kin yet I'll be payin me dues fair an square...paid fer a pair of middlin boots he had but have tae sort better ones out and see an enchanter again.

The value be more tae me tha he enjoys a romp in the swamps of minauros when I've a mind tae it. Has way about him mind...tha don get me back up by takin all the fun out of me own battle. Tis good tae run with one of the menfolk again....got alot of respect fer tha one...few enough of em aroun...bearballs Harand and the rock basher Aste...seem tae have gone tae ground...an the bloddy pointy ears an greenskins think they got run of Sigil...over or under...bah!
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Bloddy elf made me ale slosh out at tha last note tho tha were the onleh bit of tha sing song tha rocked t'at all. Song were more like a dirge o' love than a rousin' song o' great battle...were nae cat-a-wallin' mind so I paid th'dues an gave 'im bit o gold.

Thar was Rorin, th'elf and a bint tha looked like jinkskirt conversin at tha bar...th'elf left afteh 'is song...sayin 'ee 'ad mouths tae be feedin...must have a big family or somethin....bint was tiefer type an 'ad a funneh way of speakin tae...kind o' slurrin 'er words with a sorta lisp...what she said left meh puzzlin if she was tha dumb...one them barmehs or actually meanin tae make mischief an make me blood tae..boil...



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Damn foine! Bloddy foine! Got meh a pair o' silver an' cold iron halberd at last, forged by dwarven 'ands no less, enchanted by another but thas alroight. An tae cap it all, I realleh could see th'benefit of tha silver one upon the denizens o' minauros e'en o'er tha o' meh spine splitter. Took 'em both fer rumble in th'Abyss an all switchin' atween handles fust upon devil an th'other un upon demonspawn. Worked a treat. I be roight 'appy with em an th'battle be more en fair now...I get a few good strikes in e'en tho tha laddie Rorin does bloddy good an better with them battle axes..though I reckon 'alf o' the time 'ees puttin em orf an gainin advantage with tha stinkin cloud o' 'is.

Now thar be talk of attempt at gatherin' tae sort a new clanhall...will see wha come o tha...put me name tae et.
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