Affmar is Affmar. Affmar bes kobold. But bes wolf, too.
Affmar bes boy.
Affmar bes two tens and five years old.
Bes not tall when bes kobold. But bes people size when bes half wolf. When bes full wolf, bes big!
Affmar looks like normal kobolds. When bes full wolf, bes big dire wolf. When bes half wolf, Affmar have hair all over, except haves some scales on belly, and on hands and feet. Hair bes gray, like Affmar bes timberwolf. Affmar haves orange eyes.
Affmar bes Chaotic Good. Affmar thinks, "Affmar is Affmar. Other peoples can bes other peoples."
Affmar believes in kobold gods before. But Affmar finds out about other gods now. Not knows for sure what gods Affmar likes.
Affmar likes to have fun. Affmar makes jokes lots, but lots of peoples not knows when Affmar bes joking. Affmar practices and gets better.
Affmar bes healthy. Not haves lots of jewelry. But haves two maces Affmar likes use when bes half wolf.
Affmar likes mead lots. But Affmar not drinks lots, because Affmar sees peoples do crazy stuff when drinks lots.
Affmar not haves weaknesses. Bes Affmar.
Affmar is Affmar
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*Sapper_Woody
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Affmar bes Born
Affmar bes born to kobold tribe in notSigil. Affmar not bes sure if bes Toril, but maybe bes. Kobolds not mates because loves someone. Kobolds not really marries. Just mates with peoples for keeps tribe haves lots of kobolds.
When Affmar bes egg, Affmar's egg bes taked to chief. Chief's name bes Annmar. Chief say bes good egg. So Affmar bes born, bes son of Chief. Affmar supposed to bes chief when Chief dies.
When Affmar bes growing up, Chief say, "Affmar needs learn how bes good kobold." So Affmar tried be miner. Affmar not bes good miner. But Affmar haves magic. So Affmar tries make mines with magic. Not works real good.
Affmar tries bes gem worker. But Affmar tries make joke. Tells other kobold that regular rock bes diamond. Other kobold bes confused, and tries put rock in treasure cave. Chief not bes happy with Affmar.
So Affmar tries bes guard. Affmar tries make other guards laugh, so Affmar bes silly. Chief sees guards laughing and says Affmar not bes good guard.
Chief talks to Affmar and Affmar's mother, Tattia. Say Affmar not bes good kobold, and not bes good Chief's son. Say Affmar haves leave tribe, so Chief can choose new egg. Tattia say to gives Affmar more chances, and bes crying. But Chief say bes too late. Chief makes Affmar leave tribe. Affmar bes sad.
Affmar bes mad at Chief. Bes mad at kobolds. Bes mad at world. Affmar say if not haves tribe, and not bes good kobold, not needs bes alive. So Affmar finds new cave; thinks maybe bes bears or wolfs in cave. Hope maybe eats Affmar.
Affmar walks in cave. And sees hole in back of cave. Affmar thinks maybe bes more cave in back. Affmar goes through hole, and Affmar is in Sigil! Bes BIG place!
Affmar tries hide when bes in Sigil. Affmar finds sewers, and tries hide in sewers. But sewers bes dangerous.
Affmar bes born to kobold tribe in notSigil. Affmar not bes sure if bes Toril, but maybe bes. Kobolds not mates because loves someone. Kobolds not really marries. Just mates with peoples for keeps tribe haves lots of kobolds.
When Affmar bes egg, Affmar's egg bes taked to chief. Chief's name bes Annmar. Chief say bes good egg. So Affmar bes born, bes son of Chief. Affmar supposed to bes chief when Chief dies.
When Affmar bes growing up, Chief say, "Affmar needs learn how bes good kobold." So Affmar tried be miner. Affmar not bes good miner. But Affmar haves magic. So Affmar tries make mines with magic. Not works real good.
Affmar tries bes gem worker. But Affmar tries make joke. Tells other kobold that regular rock bes diamond. Other kobold bes confused, and tries put rock in treasure cave. Chief not bes happy with Affmar.
So Affmar tries bes guard. Affmar tries make other guards laugh, so Affmar bes silly. Chief sees guards laughing and says Affmar not bes good guard.
Chief talks to Affmar and Affmar's mother, Tattia. Say Affmar not bes good kobold, and not bes good Chief's son. Say Affmar haves leave tribe, so Chief can choose new egg. Tattia say to gives Affmar more chances, and bes crying. But Chief say bes too late. Chief makes Affmar leave tribe. Affmar bes sad.
Affmar bes mad at Chief. Bes mad at kobolds. Bes mad at world. Affmar say if not haves tribe, and not bes good kobold, not needs bes alive. So Affmar finds new cave; thinks maybe bes bears or wolfs in cave. Hope maybe eats Affmar.
Affmar walks in cave. And sees hole in back of cave. Affmar thinks maybe bes more cave in back. Affmar goes through hole, and Affmar is in Sigil! Bes BIG place!
Affmar tries hide when bes in Sigil. Affmar finds sewers, and tries hide in sewers. But sewers bes dangerous.
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*Sapper_Woody
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Jamescantor
Affmar hides in sewer for long time. Maybe bes 5 cycles. Affmar tries fight some spiders. Bes ok. Affmar haves some magic, so helps. Affmar hears kobolds in sewers. So Affmar follows kobolds, sees where goes. Affmar sees kobolds bes friends with other stuff Affmar not sees before, and makes Affmar afraid. So Affmar sneaks past and goes deeper in sewers.
Affmar finds rat mans in sewer. Affmar tries sneaks away, but rat mans sees Affmar! Rat man tries bite Affmar. But when Affmar thinks Affmar bes dead, Affmar hears voice. Voice say, "Bes ok?". Affmar opens up eyes, and sees big dragon! Affmar tries worship dragon. Dragon says, "Don't try worship dragon."
Dragon say, "Dragon bes Jamescantor. What bes Affmar's name?" Affmar says, "Affmar is Affmar."
Jamescantor says, "Affmar, come to surface with Jamescantor. Gets food."
Affmar follows jamescantor to square. Jamescantor gets Affmar lim-lims and mead. Affmar likes mead. Jamescantor talks to Affmar. Not makes Affmar feel dumb.
Affmar tries bes Jamescantor's servant. Affmar owes Jamescantor Affmar's life. So Affmar tells Jamescantor Affmar bes slave. Jamescantor say not wants slave. Affmar tries bes slave anyway. Affmar goes to try get paperwork for bes Jamescantor's slave. Affmar signs all paperwork. But Affmar signs wrong spot, and Affmar owns Affmar!
Jamescantor laughs, says bes good. Jamescantor not wants slaves. Wants friends. So Affmar bes jamescantor's friend, meets Bellecantor, Jamescantor's mate. Bes pretty.
Affmar hides in sewer for long time. Maybe bes 5 cycles. Affmar tries fight some spiders. Bes ok. Affmar haves some magic, so helps. Affmar hears kobolds in sewers. So Affmar follows kobolds, sees where goes. Affmar sees kobolds bes friends with other stuff Affmar not sees before, and makes Affmar afraid. So Affmar sneaks past and goes deeper in sewers.
Affmar finds rat mans in sewer. Affmar tries sneaks away, but rat mans sees Affmar! Rat man tries bite Affmar. But when Affmar thinks Affmar bes dead, Affmar hears voice. Voice say, "Bes ok?". Affmar opens up eyes, and sees big dragon! Affmar tries worship dragon. Dragon says, "Don't try worship dragon."
Dragon say, "Dragon bes Jamescantor. What bes Affmar's name?" Affmar says, "Affmar is Affmar."
Jamescantor says, "Affmar, come to surface with Jamescantor. Gets food."
Affmar follows jamescantor to square. Jamescantor gets Affmar lim-lims and mead. Affmar likes mead. Jamescantor talks to Affmar. Not makes Affmar feel dumb.
Affmar tries bes Jamescantor's servant. Affmar owes Jamescantor Affmar's life. So Affmar tells Jamescantor Affmar bes slave. Jamescantor say not wants slave. Affmar tries bes slave anyway. Affmar goes to try get paperwork for bes Jamescantor's slave. Affmar signs all paperwork. But Affmar signs wrong spot, and Affmar owns Affmar!
Jamescantor laughs, says bes good. Jamescantor not wants slaves. Wants friends. So Affmar bes jamescantor's friend, meets Bellecantor, Jamescantor's mate. Bes pretty.