Sensate Services & Wares

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*Grendel
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Posted by *Grendel »


On behalf of the Society of Sensation, the author of this advertisement welcomes all customers, past present and future, encouraging them to avail themselves of fine wares and services. To those so inclined, please seek the market stall currently managed by Namer Surna'qir.

(Please avoid attempts to pronounce the Namer's tag; the Illithid language is not easily replicated by other species and may cause personal humiliation in the process.)

Along with a modest collection of myriad enchanted and artisanal wares, the canny patron may avail themselves of cursed items, scrolls of arcane and divine nature and mind-altering products; alcoholic and otherwise. In addition to this, miscellaneous services are available on request for reasonable prices if necessary resources are provided; though it is possible to make other financial arrangements. Inquire for further details.

Finally we are proud to announce that select items may be purchased or bartered from customers, if sufficient interest will be garnered from their presence in stock.

We eagerly await your business and wish you a pleasant cycle; to those interested in the spiritual fulfillment of others, the Society of Sensation reminds all that donations of jink, aide and emotional, spiritual or physical experiential memories are welcomed.

Neither the individual responsible for this advertisement, nor the Society of Sensation or it's members accept responsibility for the improper usage of purchased wares or services; where dangerous items are concerned all sales shall include documentation for safe usage or a detailed warning to avoid undue harm.

Accredited merchant with necessary legal permits for sale of the following:
Hallucinogenic, mood & mind-altering substances
Alcoholic beverages
Enchanting services, components & tools
Cursed objects
Golem creation & sale
*Grendel
Posts: 75
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Posted by *Grendel »


Interested parties may read below regarding sought objects, curiosities and necessities. Those in possession of listed desirables may inquire with Namer Surna'qir on the subject of monetary compensation.

Highly Desired
Interesting and unique experiences, memories or emotional instances
Neuronal matter, especially varieties located within exotic entities
Intact 'Brain Matter' located within the realm of Limbo; occasionally found with no explainable source


Desired
Mental state examinations of non-standard consciousnesses
*Grendel
Posts: 75
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Posted by *Grendel »


Donations Logged

2nd Void of Narciss, 133Ha

Currently Donation tally stands at 20,000 Jink in assorted currency. Namer Surna'qir and the Society of Sensation would like to thank those that have donated and remind others that your donations are greatly appreciated.
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