The 'spidergram' mailshot plot

[*Black_Velvet]

Together with a few trusted friends Arty Fodgebottom mass produces a number of fliers. A wizard amongst their number then casts a spell to summon a swarm of vermin.

By trick and luck, by dominate and dexterity, the group catch the vermin spiders. One by one a parchment is attached to each and the spiders are released. Once the dominate spell wears off, the swarm is chased through the sewers in the direction of the Lady's Ward, rounded up and encouraged to take the pipes and paths that lead up and into the Harmonium barracks, through the latrines and plugholes.

When the swarm spell fades, only the parchments are left, hundreds upon hundreds of pieces of paper fall about the barrack rooms. Upon each a message can be read:

Push paper on us hardheads, and we push it right back at you. Yer trading licences are not recognised, they're only good for arse-wiping. Feel free to use this paper for your own sanitary needs.

[*Mabus]

Orion hears the word on the street about the attack on the Harmonium ideals and shakes his head at the futility and the uselessness of such an act. But then his mouth curls up slightly at the thought of the trouble happening to the Hardheads realizing it does sound ever so slightly amusing.