The following is a Shanty Trixie made which is rather lengthy. It's a parody of the real world song Barrett's Privateers (youtube link to original video below)
Oh the great ring had spun 'round again, How I wish I was in Sigil Now!
She came to me with an offer or three, To the strangest vessel I'd ever seen
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
Oh, Nienna cried out to the Cage, How I wish I was in Sigil Now!
For twenty brave bloods all cutters, who, would make for her the Favored Gust's crew
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
The Favored Gust's sloop was a sickening sight, How I wish I was in Sigil now!
She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags,
and the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and the jags
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
On Lady Pain's birthday we crossed the planes, How I wish I was in Sigil now!
We were 91 ticks to a dead gods corpse, pumping like barmies all the way!
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
On the 96th turn we sailed again, how I wish I was in Sigil now!
When a bloody githyanki hove in sight, with our cracked crossbows we made to fight!
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
The Githyanki lay down with the gold, how I wish I was in Sigil now!
She was broad and fat and loose in the stays, but to catch her took the Favored Gust two whole days!
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
Then at length we stood two spans away, how I wish I was in Sigil now!
Our cracked crossbows made an awful din, but with one silver sword the gith stove us in!
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
The Favored Gust shook and pitched on her side, how I wish I was in Sigil now!
Nienna was smashed aside like an archon cube, leavin me feelin like a rube!
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last of Nienna's privateers!
So here I lay in my 20th year, how I wish I was in Sigil now!
It's been 6 years since we sailed away, and I just made Excelsior yesterday!
Powers damn them all! I was told we'd cruse astral seas for githyanki gold
We'd fire no bows, shed no tears!
now I'm a broken hin on the Hiver peer, the last.... of Nienna's ....privateers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
Nienna's Privateers
