The Elves were all on holiday, and all had left their stations
From the shadows jumped a figure that could make a Snowman cringe,
Rith Fiddir was out of Prison, and he had come for his Revenge!
He was going to rob the workshop just like a Changeling Grinch!
With Santa and the Elves away, he thought, twas sure to be a cinch!
But he knew that just walking in would be far from wise
"I need to play this smart" he said "I need a good disguise!"
He formed himself a big red cap that sat upon his head,
And a suit of finest wool that was laced with white and Red
He grew himself a snow-white beard, and a cherry button nose
And to top it off a set of leather boots that would complete his clothes
Rith now looked like Santa, his disguise was now complete
He walked into the workshop, he had to be discreet!
But as he picked the lock and he opened the workshop door
He saw a sight so wicked that his jaw just hit the floor
Misses Clauses was waiting, and boy was she a sight!
Wearing nothing but a smile she said, "I've been waiting here all night!"
Hours passed, and Rith was tired, but oh boy what a Rush!
As Rith and Mrs. Clause did things that would make Malcanthet blush!
Rith excused himself because he still had work to do
"I've nailed his lady" Rith exclaimed "It's time to rob him too!"
So Rith went through the workshop and proceeded to clean him out!
But then Rith found something that made him scream and shout!
A wicked smile formed for a very wicked reason:
Rith found the list of all the Girls who made the Naughty List this Season!
As Rith left to go home, he stormed off with great delight!
"<<Bleep>> you, Santa!" he exclaimed "Gonna have some fun tonight!"
--- End
