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Smash Da Peck.
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 12:00 am
by *Azulfae
Chant goes that orc bloods and halflings have all been humming a tune of late. An old tune from past times. Band members have been seen about town and rumour is that if Jiro and Vorgazar actually meet there might be a reunion and Smash Da Peck will be re-released on sensory stone as a theme tune with full sensory experience of an orc smashing halfling experience with more disrespect shown than in previous versions and the sound of real cats being stretched rather than cheap electronic lute noises.
Smash Da Peck.
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:00 am
by *Er_Nano_Infame
Hearing the rumors Jall rolls her eyes 360° and thinks she might keep that tune in check to see what effects if any it will spread around
Smash Da Peck.
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:00 am
by *lorgin_2003
As people wake up in each morning, numerous fliers containing the lyrics are found posted throughout the entire city.
Smash Da Peck.
Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:00 am
by *Azulfae
Vorgazar picks up one of the flyers squinting as he tries to read it. Eventually he gives up and shakes his head.
"Youz not can just write dis sort of fing as werdz on paperz. Is have to be said to da face....."
He taps his foot a few times.
"I hate dat fookin race."
He taps his foot a few more times before having a full blown explosion of downward thrusting punches.
I WANNA SMASH IT FAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE!!!! SMASH DA PECK SMASH DA PECK!!! DAT LITTLE FOOK I WANTZ TO ...uh.... wreck..."
He looks around and quietly composes himself before heading off to work with his axe over his shoulder.