This is one of the few times that S.I.G.I.S. was remarkably accurate in its reporting. In addition to this even, when he can be bothered to do it, it seems if anyone tends to strike a conversation up with this sod Vahn, it's quite difficult to get him to give a non-depressive answer about the pointlessness of most people's entire lives. Maybe we should keep an eye on him?wrote:Recently a newly named bleaker has been seen in the bazaar actively participating in some strange sorts of promotions according to the chant. When the berk named "Vahn" wasn't simply lounging around staring endlessly at nothing for no discernible reason, he's been seen doing some strange things with money. One thing for instance was when he walked up to a merchant to do what they thought might be buy something, as he laid down some money right away. When they went to ask what he wanted though, he simply turned and walked away, not even bothering to look at the stock.
Later that same cycle, he was seen throwing several platinum mechanus cogs into the fire at Dion's establishment, and when asked why he did it, he answered with some bleaker line about, "I wanted to see if I'd feel anything losing money. I didn't. Turns out jink is pointless too."
Later again that same cycle, this same bleaker was seen arguing with a merchant Katani about selling his wares and items to her that he'd found on some outings. That wouldn't be such a strange thing, except this berk was doing the -opposite- of what you do: he was trying to argue the merchant into paying him -less!-
So maybe if someone's looking to peel a berk, try a bleaker?
This report wasn't signed; the reporter didn't care enough to sign it.