Blueprints for the Ace in the Hole
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:00 am
A set of blueprints are delivered to the Guvners for the Ace in the Hole, giving a full synopsis of the building and the plans for each room. Included in the plans is also a letter directed to Garen Seraph
The letter is signed with a Cartoonish Tophat.
wrote:Hello Garen! How the hell are ya!?
So it's come to my attention that I'm under investigation due to alleged criminal activities from my past. However, something has been brought to my attention regarding such. A lawyer buddy of mine made me aware of a little-known but well-enforced Law in Sigil, and I thought I'd point it out:
"Any defendant in the Sigilian Court System who has been found Innocent of a Crime or crimes may never again be prosecuted for the same crime again without sufficient evidence as to implicate them in said crimes. In addition, any defendant within the Sigilian Court who has been acquitted of any charges may no longer have said charges used against them for determining legal judgement."
Now the way I've been made to understand this, Garen, is that because of the fact that I was acquitted of any and all alleged crimes (due to my cooperation with the Harmonium in providing the locations of several supply caches belonging to the Cartel), these crimes may no longer be used against me, legally, for any reason. Indeed, from a legal standpoint, it is as though the charges never existed at all.
Thus, Garen Ol' Boy, you are (from my understanding) uncapable of enacting legal action against me or halting the process of my casino due to the fact that I am, legally, a law-abiding and thus protected citizen of Sigil. By all standpoints: I'm an innocent man.
If you insist on persisting in the interference of my legally-protected right to own and run a business I will be forced to file an injunction on the grounds of malicious prosecution, harassment, Slander, Libel, and general douche-baggery (if it's not a crime...it should be!!!)
Toodles!
---R.F.
The letter is signed with a Cartoonish Tophat.