
On the fateful day that marks the beginnings of the newest string of legal proceedings against the notorious Hildmor d'Kridis, the bailiff addresses the crowded courthouse.
"All rise for the Honorable Judge Plargh"
As the attendees rise, a greenish gauth floats into the courtroom with a cadre of Mercykiller and Harmonium guards flanking its movements. A long, judicial looking robe hangs from its lowest two eyestalks with a large Fraternity of Order badge pinned to its front. The aberration addresses the crowd in a gutteral monotone, occasionally pausing to suck in a trail of acidic drool from the corner of its broad mouth.
"Good day.
May the accused, witnesses, prosecution, defense, and all attending common-folk hear my words now, for I am not in the habit of repeating myself. Unless I have given you express permission to speak, you are not to speak or address the court verbally in any way shape or form. Witnesses may of course, answer questions put to them by the prosecution and defense without asking my permission. If you feel the urgent need to relay information to the court while another party has the floor, you may hold up a written note and the bailiff will deliver it to me directly.
Any unrestrained and unauthorized outbursts will result in the immediate detention of the speaker making the outburst by the harmonium, and an automatic finding of guilt for the crime of disturbing the peace and obstructing the justice of these proceedings, and will subsequently be followed by whatever corporal punishment the Mercykillers deem fit."
The gauth's 13 eyes gaze around the courthouse dispassionately.
"You have all been warned. The prosecution and defense will now formally present to me, in paper form, their respective lists of witnesses and evidence."
((Just so I don't have to keep looking back and forth at other posts to be sure no new evidence etc is put forward during the trial))
