Correspondance from the Iron Tusk

[*Azulfae]

The letter has been written by someone for the Warchief of the Iron Tusk and is delivered to the Harmonium by an Orc in a pink dress. It's obviously someone going through some kind of punishment.


Dear Hammeroids,

I know the Iron tusk hasnet got a reputation of a clitestical vergin but I'd like to make a superstition to your lot.

Recent five orcs got killed in the hive and it was murders. Bloody murders and poison murders. I wasn't happy, no no no no no, I wasn't but instead of going all mad I took a step and I thought, "I'm upstairs now, the Hammerroids will crap on them for me now because wrong was done." Now there is a lot of red hammerroids in armour walking about Sigil upstairs but I found out the Hive hasn't got none hammerroids. Apparently the sods and berks in that place are laws of their own with no respect.

I have been seeing this a lot lately and feeling it too.

I know it's not good for your lot to go marching in and sorting it out when these little shits are using the hive as a place to hide from you so how about this. I have orcs who are tough as a hezrou's rhonkus and ready to shaft anyone for a bit of jink. How about just a little private deal we make, nothing public if you get me. You sent me personal a list of bounties you would like to pay Iron Tus'Kors in the hive to kick in and bring to you in a potatoe sack.

The deal is you don't put the bounties out to everyone, just me and I hire the people to do it, orcs or whoever I think is best. You make an offer what you want to pay for a bounty and I can take a little cut and pass the rest on to the basher I use to catch these bounties.

The price you ask should obvious represent how wanted or how dangerous to catch they are and if they are wanted as a corpse or a body. I trust you to be fair and of course the more you offer me the more I can offer my hunters, the more i offer my hunters the more likely and faster they are to get the berks you want.

So how bout this for a beautiful boshnagz together?

*Signed*

WarShyt vOrgz

[*DemonicResonance]

Wanting no part of something like this, nor the rank to make a decision, Measure Blackthorne sent the letter up in the system for someone else to gnaw upon.

[*Azulfae]

((Lol it does have something like the smell of a demonic pact about it I must admit.))