Fwd: Desk Of Dace Andor

[*DigitalDragoon]

Dace formally receives the paperwork related to 10110111 citations of disorderly conduct and disobeying an officer, against various objects located within the plane of limbo. Along with one request for the plane itself to be arrested.

[*Taurus Daggerknight]

Dace spends several long minutes just looking at the pages. He isn't quite scanning the content carefully, so much as he is trying to decide if the Serpent is giving him hallucinations again.

Eventually, he concludes that no one- not even the fiend- could make up something like this.

With a sigh of resignation, he begins to pen a letter he never quite thought he'd ever have to write.

Namer 4B0,

While I applaud your enthusiasm  in bringing Justice and order to the multiverse, I must remind you that it is quite impossible to arrest an entire plane of existence. Likewise, there is no point to arresting the following:

1- A non-sentient rock
2- non-sentient plants
3- non-sentient water (if you find sentient water however, do inform us)
4- Ever-changing but none the less non-sentient chaos stuff.

If something attacks you in Limbo however, feel free to minister due punishment on the spot.

- Justicar Andor