Factol Karan Steps Down

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*Miraie
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Posted by *Miraie »


That is what happened, berks. It seems true. Most factioneers have heard the Chant already.
*MimiFearthegn
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Posted by *MimiFearthegn »


The "Namer" known today as aMy excitedly entered the Hive, claiming to have FOUND the factol. Known he would be by his orange hat, and the word "Factol" painted upon him. His name is Ryz. He freed the fish.
*Er_Nano_Infame
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Posted by *Er_Nano_Infame »


Several cagers, some indeps and xaos included, simply don't give a damn. Know too well xaos do one thing today and the opposite a moment after.

Several other berks though show up in the hive with a similar orange hat with ''factol'' written on it.
As soon as they gather in the same , more or less, spot, claims overlap and arguements inflame.
Some slaps fly to their cheeks of destination,
some xaos weep in the corner, ammassed,
others run naked around,

a group decide the xaos as faction is abolished due to the difficulty of deciding the new factol.
each pretending factol reacts badly to the news and funds a new xaos faction. one for each of theimselves.
and each start to gather followers...
soon about new claimed five xaositects factions crowd and bark in the hive.

what will be known as ''the great civil xaos battle'' erupt within antipeak...
when the first couple of dozen of berks die all the others decide they can be factol too, and thus about a two hundred and fiftysix xaos factions made up of only their own respective factols arise.

between one minute and one day later all of those 256 xaos factions are gradually disbanded because their own factols stop bothering being so or because they kill themselves some more to establish their own power. until they reealize power is boring and just give up on it. This will be known as ''the greater and bigger civil xaos battle'', really being misleading about the numbers involved.

so this bring things more or less to the situation as it was right after the news of karan stepping down. saves for about a fifty xaos deaders more in the hive. And Ryz, which still needs a fish.
Happens.
*MimiFearthegn
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Posted by *MimiFearthegn »


A monument was erected to commemorate the fallen dead.

. . of course, the monument was in actuality a re-purposed statue of the third Harmonium factol, which had been "accidentally" moved to the Hive Wards decades ago by the Dabus. Its nose had been broken off, and it had long since been covered in graffiti. But it wore three dirty orange hats and one blue sock very proudly, while sporting the inscription "256" in bright pink.

It was deeply meaningful to about a dozen people, for two weeks.
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