Hatters!
Hatters!
Hatters matters!
Jiro the great slayer of the Unicorn fighters and Zinex the masterly lobster king need your aid!
We have started our crusade of ridding sigil of non-hatters.
We need your help to have everyone wear a hat!
We have a deal with an orc!
Make a Solar wear a hat that is as a matter of fact a HAMSTER
and he will eat two Fish and a hamster.
Aid our crusade and our noble quest!
Hatters!
