Finding Fried Chicken.

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*Plaxy100
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Posted by *Plaxy100 »


Zinex goes around the hive knocking on doors and asking wierd questions, It seems he looking for a bucket of some kind. It is not known what he wants to do with this bucket or why. Some have offered there own buckets but after turning it upside down, saying funny words and spinning around 3 times, he hands it back with an apology saying naw not the bucket I'm looking for, then ask if they have any chickens, normally at this point the door gets slammed on him. But persistant he continues on his search.
*Er_Nano_Infame
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Posted by *Er_Nano_Infame »


eventually zinex comes into an old grey bearded and of course barmy looking and giggling beggar, who at the mention of buckets shows zinex what he claims to be the bucket of the multiverse, which cointains the entire multiverse and is cointained by it at the same time. sadly he yet has to discover how it functions, how to take advantage of such a portentous object. he has been researching a way all his life, and he assures zinex he didn't get barmy due to that, but due to the ecstatic expections of having the multiverse in a bucket for his own use. A scrap of tin paper on his head to prevent the lady to find and flay him, of course.
if zinex attempt to turn it upside down the old sod would jump at him yelling that he's a murderous barmy berk to try and do that, for the bucket of the multiverse has to be kept upright always and at any cost, or the 'verse would collapse in a blink, sucked into itself, twisting and spinning in endless vortex until it compresses and then blow.

about chickens he says shrimps make fine chickens if feathers are added to them
*Plaxy100
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Posted by *Plaxy100 »


Zinex sighs handing back the Multiverse bucket to the greybeard, "you protect that well, except its not the bucket I'm looking for., Shrimp you say? hmm" he continues on his way still searching for "the bucket" but this time after examination he ask if they have any feathered fried shrimp.
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