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*Azulfae
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Posted by *Azulfae »


HA HA! Quadrangles and Pineapples!

Is a fish a fish when a wizard is served on a dish!
Menace are the poets of the droning and of the groaning.
Silver has become the new caligraphy set.
Here I am all along a penance to a nuance and a nuance to a neusance!

In passing... Is one the only sage?
*Azulfae
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Posted by *Azulfae »


Flippant are the ones whose ways are made of days!
Days are but time, but truth in time drawn much longer of line.

Whose shoes are these I now wear for mine they were not,
wasted walks and many steps were given to my shoes...
and yet, I have arrived late but all the sooner.

Age is but a sign of youth lived longer, the gift of which is to stand here stronger!
*Azulfae
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Tipple, topple, Timmy talks of terrible troubles from the scorched.
A line of whispers in the light, embers soon will re-ignite!

Trevor and the Mother Dear, window hopping ear to ear.

Hark! Does that a fish require for overtures of dark desire.
*Azulfae
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Posted by *Azulfae »


Grandad Wurzig covered in devil blood and chicken feathers is carried by several street kids, bursting through the front door of Quakes place. He's dropped onto a bed and tucked in, whilst the kids run off to acquire him some very 'crummy toast' to eat.

The bald old man lies back in bed looking half dead in the middle of a bar as if it were perfectly normal and waits at a tray with tea and toast is laid on his lap. 

The children look very concerned except for those jumping on the bed making the tea spill everywhere and the toast crumbs go all over and up Wurzig's butt.

"Walked 3 of the hells last night did he with basher berks numbered twenty three!" Cheers one child in a red tailcoat and a blue broken top hat.

Wurzig suddenly sits upright his green eyes wide open. 

"I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD!!!"

He then falls back, possibly dead... but then starts snoring.
*Azulfae
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Posted by *Azulfae »


"I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GNOME!!!!"
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