Postings In Quake's Place

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*WestonQ
Posts: 88
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Posted by *WestonQ »


Written on a piece of parchment nailed to the wall.
"A Stcetisoax will never do these things."

Written on a dirty napkin.
"Never kiss a walrus on the mouth on a Tuesday."

Written on a drunk sleeping off the booze.
"Never frost a banana in a monkey bar."

Written again on parchment on the wall.
"Never ever grow up."

On another parchment.
"No wait that is lost boys, scratch that last one."

Written on the wall where a parchment would be, and in fact a nail is sitting, as if they began the whole process but simply forgot the paper itself.
"Never gonna give you up."

Written on another dirty napkin.
"Never gonna let you down"
*Azulfae
Posts: 238
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Posted by *Azulfae »


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