Clueless Harmonium Oversteps Authority

[*The Lady With the Pet Dog]

*Posted in the latest editorial section of SIGIS*

These are ravings of a madwoman who clearly has a desperate need to be heard by the public to save herself from the solitude of lonliness.  But it is clear to me, citizens of Sigil that this woman is stirring a flame unnecessarily.  Faction conflicts couldnt be lower as we speak, the recent truces and forced peace has assured most groups remain generally evasive of tension.

This is absoleute slander, propaganda and nonsense that is intended to give you false ideas.  People of Sigil, factions have their disagreements, they have their difficulties but conflict between us is the 'last' option any faction desires.  Think carefully as to why.

Not a single blood in the cage is naieve enough to believe her serenity would tolerate a huge rise in the conflict between the factions, she would hammer us all down in one stroke if it were true.  Its a genuine surprise to me Oerianna hasnt been flayed by her serenity for causing so much trouble in the first place, but you all know who this woman is and the danger she reprisents.

She is no ones friend here, she pretends to be but she will put innocent lives a risk for the sake of promoting her own glory and her own grandeur.  For that reason, she is to be turned in by the public if she is spotted or sighted by anyone.

This madwomans ravings will be silenced, now.

I will not allow this madness to continue.  I have been patient and tolerant enough of this crazy psycopath and her derranged effort to bring down the cage and the people by besmerching each and every one of us.

Unity makes everything better people, and I believe we can all agree Oerianna Vaas is a problem that everyone should unify against.

It has been said, it will be done.

This madness, will be stopped, imprisoned and trialed for falsehoods.

As to Oerianna herself, I leave this message:

You have clearly provoked half the cage in an attempt to delude your own glory, it grows tiresome reading your false articles.  Turn yourself in before this danger grows, you are risking your own life, you are provoking others into doing irrational things and you are hurting more people than you intend to help.

If you have 'any' dignity, you will do the right thing and turn yourself in now.  I promise you a fair questioning, no tricks, no mercykillers or ruthless corrupt types, my own personal unit has only the cleanest sods in the cage.

But the fact remains you have provoked a Mover of the Harmonium into a response, this is your only chance.  Turn yourself in, or you will "not" be granted the kindness of a gentle sanctuary.

I have spoken, I will be heard, you will be accounted for your actions.

Might makes Right.

Mover One Amaku Yamikaze of the Harmonium.

[*The Lady With the Pet Dog]

* Oerianna's Response*

Dear Yamikaze,

Your flagrant grammatical, structural, and spelling errors indicate that you are uneducated. Though I do not have the time nor motivation to teach you how to write, I shall educate you on a few other matters:

First, The Guvners make the laws in Sigil, and decide who to censor - not the Harmonium. Know your place. Speaking of place- SIGIS is headquartered in Undersigil - outside the jurisdiction of the Fraternity's authority.

If you even DARE send anyone after SIGIS underground, the largest faction in the Cage (my faction) will be sure to stop you and your cronies in their tracks. I'm sure the Indeps will particularly take exception after the increase in "secret" Indep murders by the Harmonium in recent weeks. I am also sure several other guilds, factions, and sects interested in protecting the written word or simply opposing the Harmonium will take interest in this matter.

So no, I will not sit and behave like a good girl should - I will certainly not answer to you. I just feel bad that the few good Harmonium officers in the Cage have morons like you giving them a bad name.

-Oerianna Vaas

[*Tomekk]

"Such an ambitious mouth... I wonder if the little girl knows that most Indeps couldn't give two stingers about wether or not she lives or dies?" ((Unless any player steps up, that will most likely be the case... and insulting a high ranking Harmonium won't earn their favor, either.))

[*The Lady With the Pet Dog]

((I'm a little confused. What will most likely be the case?

Edit: Oh, I see - yes I agree it is most likely no one will come to protect Oerianna. Though, she isn't asking anyone for that.))

[*Captain Vanguard]

An amused Amaku reads the retort and snickers.

"Expected as much, thanks for giving me exactly what I wanted."

She did perhaps the least expected thing in retort, nothing, letting the cage see the blood for who she really was behind the mask of propagate nonsense, she would not reply, she would not react, instead she just sat at her desk and laughed.

"S'been a good while since a blood made me laugh."

Instead, she ordered her Harmonium swift response patrolls to keep a close eye out on Undersigil activity. They were to report unusual levels of trafficing and information distribution. She had no intention of censorship, instead, she watched eagerly like a vulture watching for a mouse to rear its head amoung the crowds.

"She's got a big mouth on 'er that reporter, to bad its also pretty bad at keeping the dark on where she hides out ey?" She smirked to one of her nearby Officers.

[*The Lady With the Pet Dog]

*A notice goes out in SIGIS*

From what I've heard, the SIGIS headquarters has remained unmolested thusfar. It appears this rabble-rouser is all bark and no bite. Either that, or the absurd demands and militant suggestions were stifled by his/her superiors, preferably with a concurrent demotion.

Nonetheless, I urge everyone to remain vigilant.

-OV