BOUNTY
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*Kree
- Posts: 63
- Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
Hello citysen off Sigil! I am Myrra and I pay you many jink if you help me.
Four long now I look but can not find please help I want NERO URBANE please I think some bad happen too him. Worry please find him I miss him and I give you ALL my jink!!! Hurry!
(in sharp contrast to the horrible writing, a surprisingly well drawn portrait has been added, quite accurately depicting the missing Eladrin)
Tall
White hair
Nice smile
Good looking!
Purple eyes
Only jink if alive okey! DO NOT HURT only find please bring him too klerk ward and tell him MYRRA send you too find him! Thank you!!!
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*A. Thereal
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
[Another article is published the following day, first quoting Myrra's frantic cry for help and then continuing on its own.]
We are Dwayne.
This Urbane is Our man, and We want him back.
Our man has been misplaced for too long.
The vulture-men circle Our home with hungry eyes and ask after Our man.
The lim-lims are upset.
Upset lim-lims are noisy and disorganized.
We add Our cheese to reward for replacing Our man back where he belongs.
Misplacement of Our man and agitated lim-lims are unacceptable to Us.
[The article concludes with what appears to be a jumble of rats' paws dipped in ink and marched across the bottom.]
We are Dwayne.
This Urbane is Our man, and We want him back.
Our man has been misplaced for too long.
The vulture-men circle Our home with hungry eyes and ask after Our man.
The lim-lims are upset.
Upset lim-lims are noisy and disorganized.
We add Our cheese to reward for replacing Our man back where he belongs.
Misplacement of Our man and agitated lim-lims are unacceptable to Us.
[The article concludes with what appears to be a jumble of rats' paws dipped in ink and marched across the bottom.]