Amycus Thorne blinked at some of the prices suggested...
"I would certainly like to meet the person who would pay 100,000 jink for an electrifier, though I'm uncertain if I'd laugh or cry at their severe lack of judgment."
Business for Sale
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*Knightoftheradish
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Gwynnithe pens a reply to Piri, with nothing but a grin on her face:
Dear Friend,
If you can tell me what has 6 legs, fur, is brown, and also salty... I will take your offer. You only have two guesses though.
The entreaty is closed with a picture of a wild turkey in a party hat, rather than a signature.
Dear Friend,
If you can tell me what has 6 legs, fur, is brown, and also salty... I will take your offer. You only have two guesses though.
The entreaty is closed with a picture of a wild turkey in a party hat, rather than a signature.
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*Darkrob
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*A note sent to the estate with copies being left tacked to the original Adverts in various wards*
Instead of coinÂ… we offer you absolution.
Turn over the materials and the estate to the Revolution and we will, in turn (under your direct supervision) liquidate it as coin. This coin will be directly applied to the poor of the city and to organizations (such as soup kitchens, orphanages, hospices and the like) in full. Not a single coin will be kept or used by the Revolution for purposes other than what has been suggested. It will be fully distributed in your name to those who need it most.
You will then enjoy a life free of the shackles of excess, free of the label of oppressor, free of the stain of corruption and with a name loved by those your act helped.
You will become an idol of the people.
Should you wish to discuss this option, or any part there of, let us know. We will be honored to accommodate any discussion.
~Phoenix~
Instead of coinÂ… we offer you absolution.
Turn over the materials and the estate to the Revolution and we will, in turn (under your direct supervision) liquidate it as coin. This coin will be directly applied to the poor of the city and to organizations (such as soup kitchens, orphanages, hospices and the like) in full. Not a single coin will be kept or used by the Revolution for purposes other than what has been suggested. It will be fully distributed in your name to those who need it most.
You will then enjoy a life free of the shackles of excess, free of the label of oppressor, free of the stain of corruption and with a name loved by those your act helped.
You will become an idol of the people.
Should you wish to discuss this option, or any part there of, let us know. We will be honored to accommodate any discussion.
~Phoenix~
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*Knightoftheradish
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*She replies to Piri*
His peg leg doesn't count either! Sorry, next guess?
His peg leg doesn't count either! Sorry, next guess?
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*Knightoftheradish
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*And to Pheonix she replies* The proceeds were already set to benefit the unfortunate in the manner of my choosing, and I have no reason to believe 'the revolution' is more capable of doing so than I am. Perhaps if you're so enthusiastic about helping the needy you can help me find a buyer with a suitable price in mind.