Business for Sale

[*Knightoftheradish]

Leeroy Jerkins reporting on a well established business for sale.

"Now some of you might be asking why I was asked to report on the matter of a business sale. Normally I catalogue the finest in silks and leathers, worn by adventurers on dusty trails, misty mountains, and placid ponds.

The Sensbanes have always held their merchandise to the highest standards of quality ever since the missing Jach Sensbane opened his 'doors' oh so long ago. Tradition continued and eventually one of his adoptive daughters, Gwynnithe, walked in her father's footsteps. Now she has decided to sell her business for the sake of raising funds for what she could only describe as 'something big'. Only serious offers will be considered due to the size and quality of the items being provided.

Rare Items:
Shapers Retort
Shapers Alembic
Shapers Decensor
Magic Electrifier

Rare Gems:
Canary Diamond x 11
Beljuril x 9
Star Sapphire x 6
King's Tear x4
Blue diamond x 5
Jacinth x 9

Less rare gems:
Emerald x 11
Diamond x 15
Ruby x 45
Topaz x 62
Sapphire x 6
Amythest x 32
Garnet x 30
Alexandrite x 33
Fire opal x 19
Greenstone x 8
Phenalope x 29
Bloodstone x 21
Fire agate x 22
Obsidian x 17
Malachite x 13
Aventurine x 23
Fluospar x 14

Essences:
Too many to list in the advertisement

Recipes:
All recipes sold from the laboratory in the Lower Ward. At least one copy of each.

Possible inclusions:
Bags of holding

[*MirielKanan]

Eve puts in a bid for 15,000 jink.

[*Knightoftheradish]

Whoever the 'bid' is placed with would politely explain that this is not an auction, and that is very far from being a serious offer.

[*Mausman]

Kelth would leave a note at the Estate, offering an amount, kept secret, for the entire rare gem collection*

[*taggedcattle]

Another note is left.

[*banasa]

Syclya leaves a note pertaining to the alchemy items and electrifier at the estate.

[*jasonpauldegraaf]

Freeman Gaines put in his offer for 52 jink.

"I reckon I have a pretty darn good chance fer it," he said, nodding.

[*Azulfae]

A contingent of well armed orcs and ogrillions head for the Sensbane Estate where the large figure of Warchief Vorgazar places an offer of 100000 jink for the entire stock and also good future business relations between the Sensbane family and the Iron Tusk.

He claims he will require to view the authenticity of the items if a deal is to be made.

[*Knightoftheradish]

Gwynnithe would reply to the orcs approaching the estate that a much larger offer has been made, and that she has been told on good authority that the electrifier alone is worth that much.

[*Pashan01]

A small pixie gets wind of some of the dark and chant of the some of the bids and prices mentioned (those not under secret note) and she squeals in delight at the fun of the 'game' that her fey counterpart Gwynn has inspired.

The squeals are overheard by a half celestial and the two hold conversation, one in warm honey tones, the other in high pitched pipsqueaking ones:

"Naya...ye magic 'lectrial stick kin bring ye a treasure trove!!! But ye was gonna give it ta me fer bein' so sweet..ye dun need the money, the big guy does fer ye....huh huh?" the pixical imp fluttered about her winged mistress, Naya's response was smoothly delivered with a smile for the pixie's ears only.

The pixie Piri also scribbles a note and leaves it for Gwynn's attention.

Gwynnniiiiieeeee,

Tis me. Piri-the-Pink. I'll raise the bottom most bid by two squizzle sticks o' faerie sweetness and promise to colour any place of yer choice pink in exchange fer a quarter of the business so long as it includes a copy of mister Jach's favourite cookie recipe. Yeah!

Piri