Part scot here love whiskey try to avoid it for I could see kilt, skirt, or just nothing being worn after enough of it.
sounds like fun.
scottish joke? I thought that was a Montana joke. I heard Montana found a new with sheep....wool.
On Holiday: Knees, Kilts & Whisky
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*Spehss Mehreen
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My grandpa was a scotsman. So does that make me 1/4?
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*SavageAxe
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Sadness.
And envy! My family are Scots, at least in origins, and I've been there twice, and loved it.
Have a good vacation,and return safely.
And envy! My family are Scots, at least in origins, and I've been there twice, and loved it.
Have a good vacation,and return safely.
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*Knightoftheradish
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No throwing trees! They're innocent! 
Have fun Pashie!
Have fun Pashie!
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*Pashan01
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...and I'm expecting yours on display as I pass by :PTildryn,Jun 23 2010 wrote: GTFO my country. >=|
*wiggles eyebrows* and I don't mean the whisky
*drives through schcotland in a flashy english car sporting a cloth cap going 'what oh ole chaps'*
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*ArmyKnife
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Awww, have a great time!!! I shall take this time to tell a Scottish joke.
Just imagine me doing a pretty damn good Scottish accent in the telling too ;)
So this young lad from London is going up to live in a remote village in Scotland for a few months. Reason why isn't important! So he's happy and content with the scenery and the people, but after a couple of weeks, he notices something. Everyone's out farming and tending to their sheep and the like, and the lad notices - there aren't any women! So he goes up to one of the old farmers and asks:
"So, um... I've noticed that there aren't any women around. What do you guys do, if, you know..."
"Sheep, lad." the old farmer replies.
"Sheep?" The young man asks skeptically, eying the old man like he's crazy.
"Aye lad, sheep. Everyone's dooin' it here, ya aint noticed the lack of women?"
"Well... I suppose I have, but.... You're sure everyone's doing it? That I won't be made fun of, for, you know... with a sheep?"
"Of course not lad! Just give it a try, you'll see it takes care of yer needs."
So the lad waits a few days before he finally decides to give it a try. The herdsman, and a few of the villagers, are looking on for the lad's first time. He wonders out into the flock and finds a sheep. He's gettin' ready to do the deed, pants down 'n everythin', when all the people watchin' burst out laughin'. The lad, red as a raddish, quickly pulls his pants up and runs over to tha herdsman, furious.
"You told me nobody would laugh!"
"Normally we wouldn't lad, but ya picked the ugliest one!"
And thus concludes my butchering of a famous joke. Enjoy Scotland Pashies! Don't pick the ugliest Sheep, and have a great time! Come back with stories to tell ^_^. *Nodnod*
Just imagine me doing a pretty damn good Scottish accent in the telling too ;)
So this young lad from London is going up to live in a remote village in Scotland for a few months. Reason why isn't important! So he's happy and content with the scenery and the people, but after a couple of weeks, he notices something. Everyone's out farming and tending to their sheep and the like, and the lad notices - there aren't any women! So he goes up to one of the old farmers and asks:
"So, um... I've noticed that there aren't any women around. What do you guys do, if, you know..."
"Sheep, lad." the old farmer replies.
"Sheep?" The young man asks skeptically, eying the old man like he's crazy.
"Aye lad, sheep. Everyone's dooin' it here, ya aint noticed the lack of women?"
"Well... I suppose I have, but.... You're sure everyone's doing it? That I won't be made fun of, for, you know... with a sheep?"
"Of course not lad! Just give it a try, you'll see it takes care of yer needs."
So the lad waits a few days before he finally decides to give it a try. The herdsman, and a few of the villagers, are looking on for the lad's first time. He wonders out into the flock and finds a sheep. He's gettin' ready to do the deed, pants down 'n everythin', when all the people watchin' burst out laughin'. The lad, red as a raddish, quickly pulls his pants up and runs over to tha herdsman, furious.
"You told me nobody would laugh!"
"Normally we wouldn't lad, but ya picked the ugliest one!"
And thus concludes my butchering of a famous joke. Enjoy Scotland Pashies! Don't pick the ugliest Sheep, and have a great time! Come back with stories to tell ^_^. *Nodnod*