Stats For The Lady Of Pain

[*Minotaurs88]

I think the Lady can hear you talking about her..even on these forums. EVEN if it is OOCLY I think...we're causing trouble. :P

[*Mr_Otyugh]

* 3 players were found brutally flayed in their computer desk, other two players are still missing *

[*pelhikano]

An amusing discussion how to stat out the Lady of Pain: GitP forum

Highlights include:

I Win.(Ex): The lady gains plus infinity to AC, BaB, all saves, and wins any opposing skill check. this ability may be used to grant the lady any ability or spell she wants as a free action. Her Hit-Points change to - as she can take no damage and gains SR 999999999999999999999999999999999999.

I think someone did a set of stats for the Lady of Pain once.

It had entries such as:

HP: More
AC: You miss
Attack: Hits
Damage: Choose effect
Saves: Yes

Lady of Pain
n/a Supreme Queen of all
HD 1000000 d20 (Don't even bother figuring out)
Speed 100000 ft. (a lot of squares)
Init: +1000000
AC: A metric ton
BAB +a lot; Grp +1000000
Attack everything
Full-Attack everything
Space n/a ft.; Reach n/a ft.
Special Attacks all
Special Qualities all
Saves Fort +1000000 Ref +1000000 Will +X 1000000
Abilities Str 1000000, Dex 1000000, Con 1000000, Int 1000000, Wis 1000000, Cha 1000000
Skills all
Feats all
Environment all
Organization Name Pray to your DM it is one
Challenge Rating 100000000000000000000000000000000000000
Treasure everything gold; everything gems; everything art; everything magical items
Alignment None
Advancement by all;all
Level Adjustment you've gotta be kidding me

[*Grisome]

I think you got the stats for Chuck Norris by mistake.

[*Lutemasta]

^---Is right in all aspects

[*Product of Void]

I would figure the lady of pain is some cursed individual with some odd restraints and memory loss. There is a book were someone was trying to get to the lady of pain to give her back her memories.

I figure hit points in mere dozen or so perhaps 30. Question is how you get up to that flying shell she wears with numerous reductions to damage, along with her abilities from said shell. I figure her armor is actually another cage in its self. Keeping her from aging, dying or knowing her past or caring. An epic cursed relic.

all around sight, Insta army of dabus, At will wish or dimissal with no saves.

Would even go so far as to say there has been a few ladies of pain anyone foolish enough to touch a dead one acquires her armour and curses.

how is that for twisted.

[*Xynisto]

A roll of 20 always hits :) so AC is incorrect (you miss). Rest is ridiculous too if you ask me.

That no one/entity/being discovered a weakness yet, does not mean it isn't there.

I think she is tied to Sigil in a way that if she is destroyed Sigil is destroyed and vice versa. Therefore (too) powerful beings are excluded from entering Sigil and she controls the portals. A good prevention to minimize the risk of either one get destroyed.

[*Ceremorph]

To step away from the humor for a moment, it would be simpler just to classify the Lady as equivalent to a Power, with Sigil being her native domain. Fighting the Lady within Sigil, all stats aside, would simply be suicide considering her ability to "Maze" and "Flay" within the boundaries of Sigil, those in and of themselves being beyond what innate powers most archdevils and demon princes have upon their own plane. Consider: teleport without error as a ranged attack with no save, and what would seem to be an epic variant on blade barrier. Add in her control over all portals in Sigil, and it would have to be assumed that as a free action she could relocate any of the existant portals to the position of an attacker, whisking them away to someplace considerably less hospitable such as the Plane of Ooze, Gaping Maw, or Nessus. In fact, it would not be beyond consideration to think that the "Lady" that people see floating above the streets of Sigil is in actuality an aspect rather than the flesh-and-blood Lady herself, the actual "body" of the Lady being sequestered in a location that no others can reach.

So in the main gist of things, so long as she's within Sigil she's untouchable for all intents and purposes.

[*The_Tarot]

A roll of 20 always hits :) so AC is incorrect (you miss). Rest is ridiculous too if you ask me.

That no one/entity/being discovered a weakness yet, does not mean it isn't there.

I think she is tied to Sigil in a way that if she is destroyed Sigil is destroyed and vice versa. Therefore (too) powerful beings are excluded from entering Sigil and she controls the portals. A good prevention to minimize the risk of either one get destroyed.

A roll of 20 doesn't always succeed against Deities. Things with Divine Rank 1+ cheat. and she's often considered an Overgod, Like Ao.

She also can't fail on an attack roll, or saving throw of 1.

[*LittleMissWonderful]

She has a level of shadowdancer too.

Freakin' hips.