Rith Fiddir to open Sigil's first Adult Theatre

[*kitteninablender]

That's right, you heard it folks! Sigil's Resident Changeling Jester has decided that he's decided to pursue a NEW type of Performing art! Gathering together numberous Sensory Stones Rith Fiddir is currently recording his first installment of "Tieflings Gone Wild!" expected to be displayed in the theatre, which he has referred to affectionaly as "The Changing Room" (both for his Changeling Heritage and for the idea of watching Ladies "In the changing room." )

Much controversy is already surrounding this bold statement as the Guvners have attempted to check the legislation to see if such an act would be considered illegal. Rith had this to say about it:

"Take two guys and have them fight in the street and it's illegal. But you put boxing gloves on the two, put it in a ring, and then charge tickets...all of a sudden it gains protection of Media and becomes a "Tournament." It's the same thing really, from a legal standpoint."

The Sensates sided with Fiddir on the development of such a theatre, quoting such an exploit as "Art" and "Freedom of expression."

Signers and Mercykillers, on the other hand, referred to the act as "Smut" and "Just an excuse for the Sensates to get their jollies."

With Fiddir looking to begin recording immediately, he is putting out the advertisement for any of Sigil's lovely Tieflings who want to "Be a star."

Whether or not Fiddir intends to perform in his own recordings is still an object of much debate.

"I suppose I could" the Changeling stated to interviewers. "I mean, I'm a shapeshifter. I suppose there's always going to be someone who wants to see somebody they know in recording. I've already received an idea to impersonate Hildmor D'Kridis and star in my next recording: Lockdown in the Harmonium Barracks."

Either way: This is certainly something new and interesting to occur in Sigil, and we'll see just where it goes in the coming months.

((( -- Random Sigil columnist. ))

[*drfelly]

A half-drow bardess flips through S.I.G.I.S. after she finishes setting up her enchanting shop for the day. She comes across the the article about the smut films.


"Oh! Songbird wonders if the Mask will do any tasteful films. Songbird could have fun with acting."

She giggles at the thought.

"Maybe Songbird, Sasha, and the Canary could make music for one of the films."

She thinks a couple of moments about who knows what, blushes, and then continues flipping through the paper.

[*deusex2]

After reading the article Rylif ponders what in blazes are boxing gloves and that movie thing?

Also, he rushes to check all the applicable taxes for the said establishment.

[*Azulfae]

The movement appears to be getting quite a large orc following.

[*Cadence]

So far, only male tieflings have applied to be performers.

[*Azulfae]

The Warchief Vorgazar offers the use of the Iron Tusk Guulra if there are only males willing to be 'destroyed' for this glorious cause.

[*kitteninablender]

Rumors abound that Rith has been making numerous trips into the Abyss, each time returning with at least two or three Succubi. It seems he's offered them a way to get away from the Blood War and make money doing something that they love to do naturally anyways.

Business, it seems, is good.

[*Chronepsis]

More rumors spread that in a debacle incident, those succubi performers turned out to be shapeshifted orc men with rather strange... tastes. They were disappointed when found out by the other few succubi there and as a result, the succubi quit. The orcish men still volunteered to still play.

[*Azulfae]

The rumours don't hold weight in the orc community as everyone knows the only gender identity issues in orc society is 'guulra' and orcs don't shapeshift.