Yelp! I'm hiring some help!

[*incarnate]

[align=center]Yelp! I'm hiring some help!

Since the guvner law, seem to have a terrible system flaw.
So I'm hiring someone outside the Guvners to the case, to put an ogre to his place.
I heeded this Marroweaters advisement, to buy this secret but it turned to be false advertisement.
Told me he had knowledge concealed, so the deal we sealed.
However what to us was told, well that knowledge we already did hold.
The ogre had shout it out loud for long, so obviously the advertisement and deal was wrong.
Thus I lost three thousand jink, and in return laws just give me the stink.
Guvners and Hardhead telling me to cease my rhyme, but I'm not even the person that committed a crime!

So if you'd like to put a right to this wrong, well the case is already quite strong!
Still there is some work, so don't believe getting lax is a perk.
But I also beseech, that I intend to keep my way of speech.
As a pay I give five thousand gold, yes more than I lost as is easily told.
What I want is just, to get the knight of the post ogre bust.
To this job to begin, you can contact me in the Foul Olde Spirit Inn.

- Mirth
Oneiromancer and Ectomancer, not to be confused to necromancer.[/align]

[*Darkrob]

A short letter is sent to the correct contacts in the Inn.

Citizen Mirth

Before you openly, and very publically, insult the legal system of Sigil, perhaps you should take a few moments to understand it.

You came to the offices of the Fraternity and requested that we investigate a criminal act within the city. Had you taken even a few short moments to inquire, youÂ’d have come to the realization that the Harmonium investigates crimesÂ… not the Fraternity. One does not approach court offices asking for investigations of ill intent. That is the job of professional investigators. Once the Harmonium have completed their investigation, and forwarded to us their recommendations, then we would initiate the next steps depending on the severity of the crime. As a show of patience one of our clerks even permitted you to use the avenue of the Fraternity to begin an investigation without going to the Harmonium, but you chose not to avail yourself of that route.

In the future, when publically citing opinion on things you know nothing about, take a few moments to educate yourselfÂ… youÂ’ll come across looking a lot less clueless than you currently do.

Thanks you for your understanding on this issue.

A8 Seph
Fraternity of Order

[/i]

[*incarnate]

A reply is sent to the High Court directed at Seph

[align=center]To Seph, of the bureaucratic depth,

Indeed I was lead to believe not a lot is job of Fraternity, except perhaps bureacrasy taking eternity.
I could argue why are any of you needed? But I'm sure it would quickly go unheeded.
I thought you were doing matters of law, but truly it would seem in there I made a flaw.
As far as I've seen you just wrong people judge, and you wonder why I have a grudge?
I've done really nothing wrong, but your constant criticism of me makes me feel quite strong.
Not even once was I lead, to go to the Hardhead.
Only was given bunch of papers to fill, and nothing did the Guvners still.
Then was told that if I want something just, go to the Mercykillers I must.
Truly I must question why do you exist? Because for certain I can say it's not to people assist.
And helpfulness of that clerk? Really? Because I had to do all the work.
Thust far the Fraternity has only made things more complex, and getting little in terms of effects.

Thus far you've come out to me as higher-than-thou snobs, but done little when it comes to your jobs.
I was also lead to believe that I'm not the first, so perhaps the way of handling isn't so well versed.
Up to you how you wish to appear, this is how you've made me feel I fear.

Everything I've said I claim right, if it sounds bad then you wish to your protocols rewrite you might.
To give your customers some actual help, and not just try to claim them all uneducated whelp.
Also to not waste our time, as yours it's also quite prime.
All this legal stuff is what you should know, and to the people you serve show.
Yet I'm placed in position to learn, things that my ideology to begin with doesn't yearn.
As a person concentrating in dreams, with your views I'd tell others to deal with their problems on their own it seems.
And that's indeed what I am doing, on my own the justice and law pursuing.

- Mirth.[/align]

[*MirielKanan]

*Emmy doodles on the message where space is available. She looks it over and nods at the designs.*

It's perfect!!!

*She would hang the article up on the wall of Khazeet's, giggle, then skip off.*

[*Azulfae]

*Nagu'Yogtu scratches his head as he reads the rhymes. It is obvious that even with his genious mind he cannot make head nor tale of complicated rhymes.

He wanders over to marrow eater to discuss what infact happened regarding the person in question*

[OOC: If I could get Marrow Eaters version of events or whatever he would reply to Nagu'Yogtu please?]

[*DemonAbyss10]

While off duty Ven would read the article, and facepalm. "Bleeding berk feels all slighted over something so stupid and blows it out of proportion. I soo need a vacation..."

He would promptly throw the issue into a trash receptacle.

[*Cadence]

*Nagu'Yogtu scratches his head as he reads the rhymes. It is obvious that even with his genious mind he cannot make head nor tale of complicated rhymes.

He wanders over to marrow eater to discuss what infact happened regarding the person in question*

[OOC: If I could get Marrow Eaters version of events or whatever he would reply to Nagu'Yogtu please?]

The gigantic blue-skinned ogre-mage regards Nagu'Yogtu with a glare of disdain as he approaches. The information gleaned from Marroweater would amount to the following:

"Stoopid lady play tricks on me! She buy secret, then she want jink back! Stooopid!"